Elongated summary:

The tortilla- a soft shell that covers tacos and burritos.
Pavilion- a small tent housing tables often used for selling good.
Tortilla boy- someone who sells tortillas.
Sonic the hedgehog- A video game character who can reach super sonic speeds.
Sonic the tortilla boy- A hedgehog who sells tortillas and can run really fast.

This is the story of Sonic the tortilla boy. The bad ass pavilion owner with mob connections and a heart of gold. He uses his selling skills to get out of problems with Big Shadow, the local mob boss who has it in for him. Knuckles, Big S's right hand man, is often hired to assassinate Sonic but never follows through due to Big Shadow's wishes. But now, Sonic owe Big Shadow money for Tortilla loans. He is two weeks late and Big Shadow is not going to take it anymore. Everyone and their grandma is after Sonic and he is going to have one heck of a time dodging his enemies. With that, the story begins.

"Get your tortillas here!" Shouted Sonic as many businessman passed him by. "Come on, I'm putting my kid through college here." he lied.

"Screw you!" Shouted a businessman.

"Shut up." shouted Sonic back.

"Wow what a bad ass." said Peter Griffin walking by.

"Shut up fat ass!" said Tails coming to Sonic's defense.

"Thanks Tails." thanked Sonic

"Just coming to your defense. Like the narrator said."

"If you really want to help me, you would let me lie low at your place for awhile."

"No, when they whacked you, they would whack me to."

"Whatever. Want a tortilla?"

"No, I just came to get the twenty dollars you owe me."

"Well the thing about that is-duck!" shouted Sonic as he pushed Tails to the ground as a brick flew over his head. "There, were even."

"Fine, hey is there a note on that brick?"

"Yea," said Sonic as he bricked up the brick, "D flat."

"Oh. I preferred a C but not my choice. I think that was from the mob. They do want you dead don't you know?"

"No, I was under a rock for the past week. Of course I do you dolt." Said Sonic as his cell phone rang. "Yea." he said as the person responded. "Oh my god."

"What is it?" asked Tails

"Lets roll, I'll explain on the way." he said as his Jaguar rolled up. As he pulled out a bullet flew right into his stand where he was standing just moments before.

Next chapter when I think of a reason for that phone call. And yes, I was inspired by something, lets see if you can guess what.