Paradrops
Dedication: To the incredible stupidity of Baldrick.
Disclaimer: I don not at any point own the characters of Blackadder. (muttering) Why anyone would *want * Baldrick I can't imagine, but there you go!
Okay so this may be pretty bad but still, I thought it was quite good! It's set in the WW2, so they are LT George, Private Baldrick, and Captain Edmund Blackadder.
(Just before the drop. Standing in the doorway of the plane, gazing down at the very *very * long way down into no mans land.)
Blackadder: Well George this is it. 5 miles up in the air and we're about to make the biggest jump of our lives. God I hope your parachute fails.
George (not hearing Blackadder over the noise of the plane) Well chaps, Baldrick you go first.
Baldrick: Sir, begging your pardon but erm I think I might need the toilet.
Blackadder : Oh for God's sake Baldrick! Anyone would think you have the mental capacity of a peanut!
(to himself) no wait, that would be an insult to the peanut.
Baldrick, we know that you are the equivalent of a 3 year old but I really thought that you could have mastered the use of a toilet by the age of 12. Obviously I over estimated you.
George: Now both of you stop it and we can all jump together.
(aside to Baldrick) Try to keep your legs crossed and concentrate on your best friend.
Baldrick: (to George) why my best friend?
Blackadder: well Baldrick, seeing as you don't have any friends it should keep your abnormally small brain busy.
Dedication: To the incredible stupidity of Baldrick.
Disclaimer: I don not at any point own the characters of Blackadder. (muttering) Why anyone would *want * Baldrick I can't imagine, but there you go!
Okay so this may be pretty bad but still, I thought it was quite good! It's set in the WW2, so they are LT George, Private Baldrick, and Captain Edmund Blackadder.
(Just before the drop. Standing in the doorway of the plane, gazing down at the very *very * long way down into no mans land.)
Blackadder: Well George this is it. 5 miles up in the air and we're about to make the biggest jump of our lives. God I hope your parachute fails.
George (not hearing Blackadder over the noise of the plane) Well chaps, Baldrick you go first.
Baldrick: Sir, begging your pardon but erm I think I might need the toilet.
Blackadder : Oh for God's sake Baldrick! Anyone would think you have the mental capacity of a peanut!
(to himself) no wait, that would be an insult to the peanut.
Baldrick, we know that you are the equivalent of a 3 year old but I really thought that you could have mastered the use of a toilet by the age of 12. Obviously I over estimated you.
George: Now both of you stop it and we can all jump together.
(aside to Baldrick) Try to keep your legs crossed and concentrate on your best friend.
Baldrick: (to George) why my best friend?
Blackadder: well Baldrick, seeing as you don't have any friends it should keep your abnormally small brain busy.