Title: What the?
Author: XxShukketsuYume, Kitsune777, Hikari-kon Disclaimers: Not mine and the such.
Author's Notes: This is a spin off of Mystery Science Theatre 3000, only for Yu-Gi-Oh characters, because I found such disgusting slash and other such fan fiction. shudder shudder
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Rowenna and Joey sat down on the couch in their' living room, both sinking into the couch. Rowenna sighed and Joey just looked tiredly around the room. The two of them had just gotten back from long days at work, and, ironically enough, the both of them had an equal amount of jobs.
Rowenna had tried very hard to be the big sister and take on as many jobs as humanly possible, but she had exceeded her limit with seven, and had a mini mental breakdown, at which point Joey refused to let her overwork herself anymore and picked up two extra jobs, added onto his McDonalds one. This had deeply aggravated Rowenna, but Joey would not hear anything else, and being his stubborn annoying self, would not let Rowenna argue. So she shut up.
"Food." Joey gurgled from his position in the corner, and Rowenna looked at him oddly.
"What do you mean, food?" She asked.
"We need food."
"You need food."
"So do you." Joey snapped. "I haven't seen you eat in three days."
"I eat at work." Rowenna exclaimed.
"Sure. Now, which one of us is going to get up an' make the food?"
"Your idea. You do it. M too tired to do anything." Rowenna slumped back lazily on the couch, her little brother attempting, and failing, to get up from his position. He laid back his head, growling in defeat.
"I'm not that hungry anyway." He murmured, trying to look as though this weakness had not phased him. How did she do this and be so hyper? With more jobs? Joey thought. He suddenly felt a wave of gratitude towards his sister, but snuffed it down, remembering that men' do not do that.
"I hate you Joey." Rowenna said, heaving herself off the couch and tumbling into the kitchen. Joey heard the rumbling of pots, the sound of running water, and the click of a burner. Moments later a box was ripped open and something was poured into said pan probably full of water.
She walked back out with two bowls of spaghetti about twenty minuets later, along with a couple of cokes. She put them down on the table, and resumed her I'm-tired-and-overworked-but-cooked-for-you-anyways-position on the couch. Joey looked at her, thankfully, but annoyed. "You didn't have to do that." He growled, picking up the bowl and shoving the food into his mouth hungrily.
"You weren't going to, and you were going to bitch. So, yes, to save myself the grief, I did." She sighed, and lazily stabbed at the spaghetti, eating it slowly. "It sucks when you're too tired to eat."
"How did you do this? With five jobs?" Joey asked.
"Didn't sleep. Or eat. Much." Rowenna said, as though it was the most normal and obvious thing in the world. Joey gawked at her, but refused to actually respond, and thus shoved mounds of spaghetti into his mouth to keep it that way. He tended to say stupid things even when his mouth was full and he was putting so much thought into doing the exact opposite.
Meanwhile, at Yugi's house
Harpie Wheeler sat in her room, on her bed, staring into Mitsuchi's eyes. Why she was having a staring contest with her cat was beyond her, but she had nothing better to do, so the two sat across from each other, waiting for the other to blink.
"Why are you having a staring contest with your cat?" Anzu asked, walking in and sitting down next to Mitsuchi. She stroked the cat slowly, scratching around it's ears. "Are you really that bored today?"
"Yes, I believe I truly am." Harpie said, sighing. "I've stooped that low."
"Who won?" Anzu asked.
"Well, we've been staring at each other for about an hour now, so no one yet."
"Technically you broke your gaze to look at me, so she won." Anzu said, sniggering at Harpie's defeat. Harpie muttered curses at the cat, and at Anzu for distracting her, but stopped as her companion glared at her.
Something attracted the kitty's attention, so she meowed as to say, "Follow me, follow me!" And ran out of the room.
The two girls followed the cat down the stairs to the living room, where on the what was once a couch, a very amused and unrecognisable girl was sitting. She looked about one year younger than them, with dyed black hair that was fading out, black jeans, and a black tee-shirt that had something written on it that they could not see. The entire living room was empty, which was confusing, seeing as there was a large amount of people living in the house.
"Um, who are you?" Anzu asked, looking at her strangely.
"Oh, a mutual friend." The girl said, smirking widely. Then all went fuzzy and the girl disappeared in shiny bubbles, or that could've been the fuzziness.
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Yay. Chappie one. XD I'll post more soon.... not that you WANT me to or anything... oO;
Author: XxShukketsuYume, Kitsune777, Hikari-kon Disclaimers: Not mine and the such.
Author's Notes: This is a spin off of Mystery Science Theatre 3000, only for Yu-Gi-Oh characters, because I found such disgusting slash and other such fan fiction. shudder shudder
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Rowenna and Joey sat down on the couch in their' living room, both sinking into the couch. Rowenna sighed and Joey just looked tiredly around the room. The two of them had just gotten back from long days at work, and, ironically enough, the both of them had an equal amount of jobs.
Rowenna had tried very hard to be the big sister and take on as many jobs as humanly possible, but she had exceeded her limit with seven, and had a mini mental breakdown, at which point Joey refused to let her overwork herself anymore and picked up two extra jobs, added onto his McDonalds one. This had deeply aggravated Rowenna, but Joey would not hear anything else, and being his stubborn annoying self, would not let Rowenna argue. So she shut up.
"Food." Joey gurgled from his position in the corner, and Rowenna looked at him oddly.
"What do you mean, food?" She asked.
"We need food."
"You need food."
"So do you." Joey snapped. "I haven't seen you eat in three days."
"I eat at work." Rowenna exclaimed.
"Sure. Now, which one of us is going to get up an' make the food?"
"Your idea. You do it. M too tired to do anything." Rowenna slumped back lazily on the couch, her little brother attempting, and failing, to get up from his position. He laid back his head, growling in defeat.
"I'm not that hungry anyway." He murmured, trying to look as though this weakness had not phased him. How did she do this and be so hyper? With more jobs? Joey thought. He suddenly felt a wave of gratitude towards his sister, but snuffed it down, remembering that men' do not do that.
"I hate you Joey." Rowenna said, heaving herself off the couch and tumbling into the kitchen. Joey heard the rumbling of pots, the sound of running water, and the click of a burner. Moments later a box was ripped open and something was poured into said pan probably full of water.
She walked back out with two bowls of spaghetti about twenty minuets later, along with a couple of cokes. She put them down on the table, and resumed her I'm-tired-and-overworked-but-cooked-for-you-anyways-position on the couch. Joey looked at her, thankfully, but annoyed. "You didn't have to do that." He growled, picking up the bowl and shoving the food into his mouth hungrily.
"You weren't going to, and you were going to bitch. So, yes, to save myself the grief, I did." She sighed, and lazily stabbed at the spaghetti, eating it slowly. "It sucks when you're too tired to eat."
"How did you do this? With five jobs?" Joey asked.
"Didn't sleep. Or eat. Much." Rowenna said, as though it was the most normal and obvious thing in the world. Joey gawked at her, but refused to actually respond, and thus shoved mounds of spaghetti into his mouth to keep it that way. He tended to say stupid things even when his mouth was full and he was putting so much thought into doing the exact opposite.
Meanwhile, at Yugi's house
Harpie Wheeler sat in her room, on her bed, staring into Mitsuchi's eyes. Why she was having a staring contest with her cat was beyond her, but she had nothing better to do, so the two sat across from each other, waiting for the other to blink.
"Why are you having a staring contest with your cat?" Anzu asked, walking in and sitting down next to Mitsuchi. She stroked the cat slowly, scratching around it's ears. "Are you really that bored today?"
"Yes, I believe I truly am." Harpie said, sighing. "I've stooped that low."
"Who won?" Anzu asked.
"Well, we've been staring at each other for about an hour now, so no one yet."
"Technically you broke your gaze to look at me, so she won." Anzu said, sniggering at Harpie's defeat. Harpie muttered curses at the cat, and at Anzu for distracting her, but stopped as her companion glared at her.
Something attracted the kitty's attention, so she meowed as to say, "Follow me, follow me!" And ran out of the room.
The two girls followed the cat down the stairs to the living room, where on the what was once a couch, a very amused and unrecognisable girl was sitting. She looked about one year younger than them, with dyed black hair that was fading out, black jeans, and a black tee-shirt that had something written on it that they could not see. The entire living room was empty, which was confusing, seeing as there was a large amount of people living in the house.
"Um, who are you?" Anzu asked, looking at her strangely.
"Oh, a mutual friend." The girl said, smirking widely. Then all went fuzzy and the girl disappeared in shiny bubbles, or that could've been the fuzziness.
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Yay. Chappie one. XD I'll post more soon.... not that you WANT me to or anything... oO;