Bishounen Kidnapping Con Artists

SilverShadowKittnen and Steph_chan

DISCLAIMER!! WE DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS FIC!!!

S_C: Though we wish we did.

SSK: Yup! It's so sad. I'd love to own Vash and Kenshin...

S_C: KURAMA!!!!

SSK: Well, that's what this fic is for!!! We can finally own the Bishounen!!!

S_C: But it won't be legal...

SSK: Who cares?! They'll be all ours!! Think of what we could do with them...

S_C: Yeah...*Grins evilly *

I forgot, since I was doing this on Microsoft Word, there will be no color. So here's the list:

Red:                     Blue

Kenshin               Yusuke

Kurama               Sano

Hiei                      Miroku

Vash                    Yuji

Wolfwood

InuYasha

"Ready?" a soft feminine voice asked. "As ever." Two evil smiles could be seen in the dark. Steph_chan and SilverShadowKitten stood dressed from head to toe in black. Black ski hats topped black turtlenecks, black pants, and black boots. Two pairs of hazel eyes glittered in the darkness, a single candle their only source of light as the sat at a table, examining various maps and papers. "Ok." SSK said, all business. "We have nine hours to get in there and get all ten Bishounen. They are: Himura Kenshin, Kurama, also known as Minomori Suiichi, Hiei, Urameshi Yusuke, Vash, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Sagara Sanosuke, InuYasha, Miroku, and Kaido Yuji. Color signifies importance. If their names are highlighted in red, they are the most important. Grab them first. If their names are lighted in blue, get them last. I'll take Kenshin, Yuji, Wolfwood, Yusuke, and Vash. S_C, you will take Kurama, InuYasha, Sanosuke, Miroku, and Hiei. It's now oh-twenty one hundred. (A/N: 8 pm in normal time.) We'll rendezvous back here at oh-seven hundred hours. (A/N: That's 7 am. We're ambitious people. *SSK and S_C smile very evilly*) Get in, get out, and get done. Got it?" S_C nodded. "Hai." "Alright let's do this." With that, the two Bishii-crazed teens ran off into the night.

THE NEXT MORNING...

Botan knocked on Kurama a.k.a Minomori Suiichi's door for the third time. 'Perhaps he's at school…but it's doyo-bi…hmmm…' She flew back to the Reikai on her oar, only to find a letter in her office.

Kamiya Kaoru wandered around the Dojo looking for Himura Kenshin. She was going to the market and wanted him to come with. "Kenshin!!" she called. "Oi Yahiko, have you seen Kenshin?" When no one answered, she stomped out of the Dojo and into the house. She entered her room to change into her usual kimono, where she found an ominous envelope with a skull and cross bones on it…she picked it up to open it.

Yukimura Keiko picked up the phone and dialed her boyfriend Urameshi Yusuke's number. After a few rings, she hung up, wondering where he could be. She opened the door to find an envelope on her front step. "Huh? What's this?" she wondered as she picked it up to open it. She started as she noticed the skull and cross bones stamped on the front. She opened it and read...

"We are happy to inform you that we have taken your precious Bishounen." Meryl Strife read off the piece of paper in her hand. Mylli Thompson read over her shoulder. "You don't have to worry we're taking good care of them. Come after us however..." (A/N: Imagine Meryl's voice fading and Marlene's voice coming in)

"...however, and we will kill your precious Bishii. Thank you for your time and patience, oh and you cute boyfriends!! Sincerely, Your Mortal Enemies." Marlene growled, crumpling the note in her clenched fist. "Yuji..."

Takani Megumi laughed at the letter. This had to be some kind of joke. No one would kidnap her precious Tori Atama, would they? Kaoru burst into the clinic panting and clutching a letter of her own. "Megumi-" she gasped for breath. "Kenshin-he's gone!!" "You too? That must mean Sano is too then!! What do we do?" " I don't know! Where should we look first?" "You contact the Oniwabanshu and I'll check with Tae." Megumi said rushing out the door. "Come on let's go!!" Kaoru nodded and ran out behind her.

Shizuru read the letter angrily. "Those bastards...iie. Hiei can take care of himself. He's ok I know it..."

Kagome and Sango ran through the forest to Kaede's hut. "Kaede-sama!!" Kagome called, bursting inside, startling the old woman. "What is it?" she asked. "The boys-Miroku and InuYasha." Sango cried. "Their gone!! Someone's kidnapped them!!" "Are you sure?" Kaede inquired. "They could have just gone on a walk." Kagome shoved the letter into Kaede's hands. "No!! Their gone!!!" Kaede read the note in shock. "Oh my...Come. We must find them." "Yes, but where do we look?" Sango asked. "We'll go to the village Seer. She'll tell us where they are." The three hurried out of the hut and into the village.

SSK: Well, well, well, it looks like we've finally succeeded S_C.

S_C: Yes! We've finally captured all the Bishounen!! Or all the good ones, anyway.

SSK: Oh yeah!! We rule!! Want a specific Bishii captured? Tell us in ur reviews!!!

S_C: Ur just trying to get them to review, aren't you?

SSK: Shhh!!! They don't know that!!! Or, well, I guess they do now...

S_C: *Shakes head* Please just review...

Japanese Terms

Bishounen: Do we really need to tell you this one?!
Hai: Yes

Doyo-bi: Saturday

Reikai: Spirit World

Oi: Hey

Tori Atama: Sano's nickname, Rooster Head

Iie: No

Sama: Term of endearment, very respectful