Authors Note: quick little one shot while I think of something to happen next in my war piece. Please review and make request if you like! Enjoy!
Perry was sitting in his chair in front of monogram as usual but for some reason he wasn't there today. All of a sudden Carl and Monogram rushed past the camera. Carl was pushing Monogram in a computer chair around their office.
"WEEEEEEEEEE"
And they rushed passed the screen again accept this time with Carl in the chair.
"WEEEEEEEEEE"
They went back one more time but all the sudden Monogram put his feet down and blushed.
"Uhhh…. Carl get to work!"
"Sorry Agent P didn't see you there….."
Perry gave him this weird look
"Agent P it's not what you think he did it against my will!"
"Sure it was….." Carl chimed in from the background.
"Carl you….you shush!"
Carl sighed.
"Anyways… Doof is up to no good as usual we had another agent sneak this from his apartment. It is some type of evil list….. Here we made a copy its in the drawer next to the keyboard."
Perry opened the drawer and found the list. He read on top sketched in big sloppy letters was EVIL! And under it in neat cursive writing was the word list. On the list it read,
*when evil is in all cap's it means that it was sketched in before each word*
EVIL flour
EVIL pizza
EVIL chocolate
EVIL goat meat
EVIL banana split ice cream
EVIL cat food
EVIL Pepsi
EVIL baby food
Perry faced palmed and took his jet to Doofensmirtz evil inc. He parked his vehicle outside and jumped through the window.
"A PLATYPUS!"
Perry forgot he wasn't wearing a fedora. He quick put it on.
"PERRY THE PLATYPUS!"
Perry face palmed yet again. All of the sudden a huge pile of Hannaford bags fell from the sky and landed on top of Perry only exposing his head.
"Lets skip the yada yada today and lets just get on with my evil plan."
Perry rolled his eyes.
"Well yesterday I realized I was out of groceries so I hoped in the car and went to drive to the supermarket. When I got there I realized I forgot the grocery list and I wasn't willing wasting the gas going back to get it, so I decided to just wing it. I walked in and I grabbed a cart and started looking for my groceries. Everything was so loud and annoying; I couldn't find where anything and I was getting frustrated. When I finally found everything I went to the register and as soon as the check out lady was done she told me the final price.
"Sir your total is 176.23"
"I said….. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa….. Isn't that a little bit pricey!"
"We only sell organic food here so it is worth the price!"
"What do you mean worth the price? How do you even tell the difference!"
"Sir there is no need to raise your voice at me"
"ugh…"
"If it really means that much I can give you the Pharmacists discount."
"That really ticked me off… I was so angry I flipped my cart over and ran all the way home and then I ran to my bedroom and cried… cried my little Gimmelshtumpian heart out"
Perry thought to himself….
"What am I a therapist?"
"So when I was in my bedroom I thought of my new evil scheme! I am going to destroy all of the super markets and create my own! I will then eventually make a monopoly and that will lead to me later on taking over the tri-state area! Doof finished with an evil laugh.
While doof was all explaining this to him Perry escaped the bags and with lightning speed de-activated the ray that he planned to use. Doof turned around and then said…
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…"
Perry faced palmed for the third time today and didn't realize in till now that he was sweating from all the running he did.
"Perry are you Sweating…..milk!"
Perry blushed with shame and was just about to jump out the window the way he came but right before he left Doof said
"You should really get that checked out."
Perry opened his parachute and thought well I guess that's it for the days work….