Percy Jackson And The Parodies By, Erissia

-INTRO-
Love those rolling on the foor, lauging out lould, gut busting parodies? You have come to the right place. Each chapter will alternate between all of your favorite parody styles. From GodBook to what not to do in Camp Half-Blood to Atack of the Marry Sue's. (AND MORE) Sugestions and Constuctive Critisism welcome. Feel free to flame, "and may the odds be ever in your favor..." Woops! Wrong book.

-CHAPTER ONE-
GodBook-Round 1

-Thalia Grace-Updated her status-

-Comeing to camp! See you all soon :)-

-Comments-
-Annabeth Chase-Can't wait! are the rest of the hunters comeing?-
-Thaia Grace-Yep! Artimis is bussey elsewere. So we will be staying at camp for a few days-
-Percy Jackson-Ohh Joy! better go put on a suit of armor-
-Nico Di'Angelo-Thought you were cool with them-
-Pecy Jackson-Were, key word-
-Conner Stoll-What did you do?-
-Percy Jackson-you should know you told me to do so-
-Annabeth Chase-And you should know that you shouldn't do what Conner and Travis tell you to do-
-Travis Stoll-Ohh come on it was a harmless prank...How mad could they be?-
-Thalia Grace-SIGNING THEM ALL UP FOR A DATEING WEBSITE IS A HARMLESS PRANK!-
-Percy Jackson-It wasn't me...I'm innocent...Wait...who told you?-
-Thalia Grace-you did...just now!-
-Percy Jackson-woops...GTG hide now. And don't come looking for me at my cabin...cause i won't be there. DEAR GODS weres the backspace!-
-Annabeth Chase-so iggnorent. well see you soon Thals. now if you exuse me i'm gonna go 'find' my-iddiot-of-a-friend.

-Apollo-to-Artimis-
-so your bussey ehh sis-

-Artimis-to-Apollo-
-How did you know I'm on a top secret mission-

-Apollo-to-Artimis-
-I didn't...you just told me. so whats this one have to do with-

-Artimis-to-Apollo-
-It's none of your business. This is between Hades and myself-

-Apollo-to-Artimis-
-Thanks!-

-Apollo-to-Hades-
-so... a monster got out of tautarous again-

-Hades-to-Apollo-
-how did you know that Python excaped-

-Apollo-to-Hades-
-I didn't...You just told me...Thanks-

-Apollo-to-Artimis-
-so...sis...I found it too-

-Artimis-to-Apollo-
-how did you know that it's in Connecticut state forest-

-Apollo-to-Artimis-
-i didn't...You JUST TOLD ME! Meet you there sis ;)-