Kristy's P.O.V

I open my eyes and it's light outside.

I was passed out in someone's bathroom.

I sit up and look around, feeling out of it.

Then, something catches my eye.

Olay soap.

It's something small, but they don't have name brands like those in the Naruto world.

I open the medicine cabnet and see things like Advil, Aloe Vera, and Justin Beiber nail polish.

I stumble out the bathroom and see a number of passed out people.

"I...I'm back." I look around. "But where's..."

"Oy! Kristy!" A familiar voice growls. "What the fuck happened!"

"Hidan! Your here too?" I gasp.

"Hn." Itachi sits up from across the room.

"Itachi!"

"Quit yelling." Konan sighs.

"Konan! But is that all? Where's everyone else?" I scan the many bodies.. "I feel so... Out of my elemant dressed like this."

Konan chuckles, "Let's see if we can find the others, ok?"

We ditch the ended party and I immediatly figure out where we are.

"Hollywood." I shake my head. "How'd we end up here?"

"What's Hollywood?" Konan questions.

"Is a place in my world... And it's a place with celeberty's and famous people... The place where dreams supposedly come true."

"Wow... Everythings so big!"

"Yeah, a bit too big if ya ask me." Itachi mutters.

"Well, it should be easy to find the others cause they have chakra, right?" I shrug, trying to be optomistic.

"Yes but... Some people have chakra and don't even realize it." He mutters, looking around with Sharingan. "They're letting it leak out all over the place."

Me and Hidan start snickering.

"Real mature guys." Konan rolls her eyes.

We explore Hollywood, pick-pocketing some money for a hotel.

We go to a cheap hotel and just lay around the room.

"It's still the middle of the day... What now?" I sigh.

Lanie's P.O.V

I wake up in a... Bed?

To my left was Pein, to my right was Tobi.

I groan and force myself to sit up.

"Where are we?" I look around.

I go to the window and see... Cars, tall buildings, people on cellphones... Oh god.

I glance back as the bathroom door swings open.

"Where are we, un?"

"We're in my world." I keep staring out the mirror.

"Hm?" Pein sits up. "Really?"

"Yeah, Hollywood. The place for famous people." I sigh. "Where are the others?"

"Maybe they landed in a different place?" Tobi chimes.

"At least we have a place to stay, un." Deidara aprroves of the apartment room.

"Should we go look for them?" I mutter.

"Naaah." Pein shakes his head. "I need a break from those brats."

I stare at the guys, "You 3 are perfect for Hollywood... Tobi could be an actor, Pein could be a model, and Deidara could get on a reality show if he tried..."

"What about you, un?" Deidara puts his arm around my shoulder playfully. "Where's your self-esteem, un?"

"I look to ordinary. I could be an extra... But... Extra's don't get to much work."

He flicks my head, "You need some self-esteem, un."

"Ow..."

"To the spa!"

Pein and Tobi snicker.

"It's for her, un! Shut up!"

Deidara leads me down the street into an Asian spa.

I got a facial, a massage, and a mud bath.

"See? Now don't you feel better, un?"

"I guess so." I shrug.

There's a scream from down the street, then a bunch of people screaming.

Looking down the street, we see a pissed off looking Kakuzu covered in blood.

I grab a bull horn and start yelling at people, "Everyone please calm down! It was just for a movie scene! The person IS NOT dead!"

Sasori(who appears out of nowhere) uses chakra strings to make the person get up and walk into the nearest store.

Everyone slowly calms down and goes about their day.

"Kakuzu, there you are!" Kisame chuckles. "Oh? No police?"

"Kisame! Why let him go on a rampage like that?" I scold. "When I tell Pein..."

"Oh? He's here too?"

"Yeah! We woke up in an apartment!"

"Zetsu, sup, un," Deidara waves.

I wave to Zetsu, and lead the way back.

"We found the freaks!" I joke. "No offense, guys!"

"Offense taken!" Sasori smacks my head.

Pein growls and pushes Tobi off of him.

Something in my mind clicks, "What was Tobi doing on you?"

"That's pervy." Pein rolls his eyes. "And he was hugging me."

"Whyy?"

"Copying you fangirls."

"Sempai! Tobi's hungry!" Tobi announces.

"I told you we should've stopped for food, un." Deidara sticks his tounge out at Sasori.

So we head BACK outside and go to this restraunt called Fatty's.

"This is the best crab ever!" I announce. "But it needs salt and a touch of lemon..."

"AND DON'T COME BACK!" This fat guy screams.

"I won't cause I QUIT!" A skinny guy shouts.

"Ugh... Now I need a new cook..."

"I can cook!" I pop up in front of him. "Can I get that job?"

"How old are you?"

"16." I lie. "I'm short for my age."

"Your hired! You start tomorrow at 12!"

"WOOHOO!"

Jodie's P.O.V

What the hell?

I woke up in a friggin dumpster!

I crawl out and sheild my eyes from the afternoon sun.

I stare at the million cars going down the street.

"I'm back... I'm back! Woohoo!" I walk out into the crowd, looking around this town. "I wonder where I am?"

I smirk at the street sign that read "Hollywood St."

"That answer my ques-"

"Hey! Look out!" A gruff voice calls out.

"Hu?" I look up and see a big metal beam inches from my face.

I wake up(once again) in a hospital bed.

"Ohhh... Mah head..." I groan.

"Oh? Your awake?" A soothing voice sighs in relief.

I stare at the tall guy wearing a white coat.

"H...Hi?" I sit up and feel my head. "What happened?"

"A construction beam fell on you." The nice guy explains. "May I ask your name?"

"Oh sure! My name's... Um... My name's..."

"Oh no." The doctor feels my head. "Just what I feared. Amnesia."

"Am-what?"

"Amnesia, memory loss."

"Oh... Is that bad?"

Nice guy nods.

I stretch my arms and get out the bed, "Well, I'll be off! Can you tell me where I am?"

"Hollywood, the place where dreams come true." The guy pulls out a notepad. "This might help a bit."

I grab a pencil out a side-table.

"Use it to write about your day, ok? It'll help."

I thank him, take the notebook, and glance at myself in the mirror.

"And don't take the bandage off." He warns.

The big noticable bandage stood out in my hair like a sore thumb.

I quickly write that down and leave the hosptial, walking down the street.

"What's... My name?" I sigh. "Did I have any friends? A boyfriend? Family? And why am I in Hollywood?"

It was getting dark and I needed something to do.

I walk into a building cause I saw the word "famous" on it.

"H-Hello?" I lean on the big desk. "I, uh, saw the word famous on the sign... I was wondering if I could get a job in this famous industry?"

"Do you have an appointment?" The lady sneers.

"Not that I know of, I just got out the hospital and I can't remember much," I read from my journal.

"Poor thing." She rolls her eyes.

She presses a button and says some words.

"4th floor, second door on the left."

I write it down in my journal and do as she says.

I knock on the door, "Hello? Anyone there?"

"Come in my bandaged wonder!" A giddy voice calls out.

I write down what was happening as I came in.

"Welcome, sit down." The guy pulls out a chair. "My name's Charles! I hear you wanna be famous!"

I write his name down and I sit down across from him.

"What's your name kid?"

"Uh... I don't know."

"How do you not know your own name?"

"I have amnesia..." I read from my journal once again. "Got hit with a con-struc-tion beam. I came here."

"What a story..." Charels chuckles. "This is a first timer!"

"Is that... Good?" I question.

"It is for you! Your gonan be big! Big I tell you!"

"Really?"

"Bigger than Conan!"

"...Who?"

That name sounds so familiar...

"Ah, it dosen't matter!" Charlie chuckles. "Give me your number, I'll call you!"

"I don't have a number or a home... No one came to the hospital..."

"Then you'll stay in one of the rooms here!"

"So... What will you call me?"

"I'll call you Ame. Short for Amnesia."

"Oh... OK."

Charlie puts me into a room on a floor right above his.

I make myself some dinenr and quickly write about what just happened.

I write down a quick description of myself and go to bed.

I dream of the weirdest thing.

Total strangers.

I was, like, hug-tackling a lot of the strangers.