For a doujinshi my friends and I are writing. Well, I'm writing it, one of them is drawing it, and the other is editing and inking it. I know I have a lot of stories I need to finish, and I'm really sorry, and I'll try to finish them as soon as I can, but… well, yeah. Not trying to make excuses, but for now, enjoy the story!

The boy looked up at the clock monotonously, going "ah!" in response to what he saw. "I better get going, or I'll be late for the meeting." He muttered, putting away his books as he stood up to leave. Short black hair swished slightly as Kiku Honda hefted the bag onto his shoulder and walked swiftly (but calmly) out of the vast library. He ignored the few girly giggles as he walked down the hallway, stopping when he reached the door at the end. A sign above it read in swirly letters:

World Academy
Famous Host Club

Kiku sighed, opening the door and stepping inside.

Chaos filled the room, the idiot president of the club ranting about some rival club, while the vice just grumbled in reply. One of the many brunettes was smiling happily as he munched on some pasta, talking to a rather grumpy looking blonde that was downing what looked like beer. Another, glasses-clad blonde was laughing heartily while another member sitting next to him just smiled nervously. A few guests sat nearby, each watching the scene unfold with different expressions. The strange smile didn't leave the tallest one's face, while a girl clutched his arm tightly. A tomboy grinned slightly as well, while the last of them glared at the chaos grumpily.

"Ah…" Kiku started, but to no avail. None of the chaos makers heard him. The tall guest sitting nearby didn't move, but the air became more sinister as he calmly spoke up.

"You shouldn't be causing such a ruckus, it might disturb the classes around us, da?" Ivan Braginski said calmly, and everyone stopped immediately, a shiver of fear going down their spines.

"Yes sir." They all replied, nodding obediently. The air let up, and several of the Hosts sighed in relief.

"Alright! Let's get down to business!" The blonde announced, having calmed down some. His expression was still obviously irritated though. "I'm sure most of you has heard by now, but recently a rival Host club has been gaining more and more popularity among women." He declared dramatically, slamming down 5 pictures onto the desk in front of him.

In the pictures, there was what looked to be a French blonde very much like their own president; a raven-haired and glasses-clad teen; a tall, tanned and impassive boy standing next to a small childish blonde; 2 ginger-haired twins looking at each other in a 'weird' way; and lastly, a girlish brunette looking at the camera in surprise. "Ah… that last one is a keen boy, I'll give him that." The idiot blonde muttered, nodding.

"Why are they all shirtless?" Kiku pointed out, causing several heads to snap towards the blonde.

"Pervert."

"Well excuse me if they were shirtless when I took the pictures!" Francis Bonfoy protested, blushing slightly.

"Anyways," The vice spoke up, all business-like, "they are apparently a threat to our club. I believe the President suggests that we should go and see whether or not they are really dangerous to our welfare."

"So, dude, you're saying we should infiltrate the place?" Asked one glasses-wearing blonde.

"Exactly! Oh hohohohon!" The President replied, laughing.

"Music Room 3. Here it is."

"Dude, go in already!"

"Alright, alright."

When they opened the door, the Ouran Host Club was there.

A/N: I'm sorry if the first chapter was short and horrible! I just couldn't find the time, and I don't know Hetalia very well, and it was so complicated! The actual doujinshi (which will probably be posted on deviantart) will be much better, I promise. This is our written draft before editing and all that fun stuff.

Anyways, on a happier note, the pairings have been finalized:
America/UK
France/UK
Germany/Italy
Belgium/Spain
Russia/China
Prussia/Canada ?
Tamaki/Haruhi
Hikaru/Kaoru ?

IMPORTANT NOTICE!: If you want HikaKao or any other pairing that has not been listed, please review or PM me. Otherwise, there will not be any other pairings aside from these. Thank you.