Merry Christmas, everybody! Is everyone going to spend time with their family? Mine is at work/school at the moment. It's Japan, oh poo. Oh well. Anyway, this is a song parody, sung by members of my "Mishonh of God" commentary, pasted straight from my DeviantArt account. You might want to read that for context; otherwise, it won't make much sense. The link's on my profile.
Already read it? Or you won't bother with it? Well, on with the show!
Me: Disclaimer Time! Ness!
Ness: Okay! She owns nothin' here except fo' tha name o' A Wild Badfic Appears!
Me: Places everyone!
Italics are lines not part of the song
A Wild Badfic Appears! Commentaries presents...
"You're A Mean One, Sara-Sue"
To the melody of: "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
*spotlight on Erika as a Mii, wearing a Santa outfit/Reindeer outfit*
Me *holding a mike*: You're a mean one, Sara-Sue...
You really are a heeeeeel! Take it away!
Ness *similarly wearing a Santa hat, geen and white shirt and bowtie, playing on the piano, before cutting to a different scene*: Yo' as cuddly as a cactus, *Ness flinches back from a cactus*
Ness and Sonic *in a Santa outfit as well*: You're as charming as an eel, *Sonic throws an eel out of his arms* Sara-Suuuue...
Me: *pinches nose* You're a bad banana with a…
*Erika transforms* Me and Ness: greasy black PEEEEEELLL! Donkey Kong and Diddy: RUN! *the two run away from a pile of bad bananas*
Sonic and Calem *dressed up as well*, with Sudz *dressed as an elf, mouthing words*: You're a monster, Sara-Sue.
Sonic and Rock: Your heart's an empty hole! *The two fall down a hole* WOAH!
Calem and Sudz mouthing: Your brain is full of Spinerak, *cringes back from a giant spiderweb* Sick!
You've got Grimer in your soul,*Sudz pinches his nose* Sara-Suuuue….
Ness: I wouldn't touch ya with…
Ness and Rock*in the full outfit bowtie included, no armor*: a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot POOOOOOLLLEEE! *Ness falls over with weight of said pole*Oof!
Chrom*the only wearing just a Santa hat besides his regular getup*: Do we have to?
Robin: It's no big deal. Just do it!
Robin: You're a foul one, Sara Sue.
Lucina: *taking things way too seriously* You have termites in your smile!
Chrom and Lucina: You have all the tender sweetness
Chrom: Of a seasick Grizzly Bear, Sara-Suuueee... *show a seasick green Grizzly* Ugh!
Robin: *scratches his chin, looking up as in thought* Given the choice between the two of you…
I'd take… the seasick GRIZZLY BEEEEAAARRRR!
Pit *wearing a christmas themed tunic /dressed as Rudolph + a bowtie both cases*: You're a foul one, Sara-Sue.
Pit and Rock: You're a nasty wasty skunk! Pit: Eww...
Pit: Your heart is full of unwashed socks, *Pit "blech"s due to an open sock drawer*
Your soul is full of gunk, Sara Suuuue... *cartoon image of Hades literally kicking out said soul*
Rush*dressed as a Sawsbuck*: Woof!
Pit: *does same snarky gestures as Robin* The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: "Stink!
Ness: Stank!
Me: STUNK!"
Robin and Chrom: You're a rotter, Sara Sue. *gif of a trash can festering with flies*
You're the queen of sinful sots!
Sonic and Rock: Your heart's a dead tomato splotched *Kirby runs away from a bad tomato* Kirby: Pooooyoooo!
With moldy purple spots, Sara Suuuue…
Ness: *plugs his nose, waving in front of him*Yo soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowin with tha most disgraceful assortment o rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots! *shrudders*
Me: You nauseate me, Sara Sue,
Pit and Robin: With a nauseous super "naus!"
Sonic and Ness: You're a crooked dirty jockey,
And you drive a crooked Ponyta, Sara Suuuue…
Me and Ness *back on the piano*: You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich…
Me, Ness, Sonic, Calem and Pit: With arsenic SAAAAAAUCE!
(Song plays until the end)
*studio chatter*
Me: That was great!
Pit: Aww, that was it? Well, I bet I sounded great out there!
Calem: You sure did!
Sudz: Gred! Gredinja!
Ness: Well, that was fun!
Sonic: You bet!
Lucina: I have to admit, it kind of was.
Chrom: It's over, right?
Robin: Don't make such a big deal about it.
Rock: We got great footage too!
Rush: Woof woof!
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Yeah, something random I thought up. We were playing the Grinch theme in band, and I thought that it could be used to describe our favorite Mary-Sue, since it's Christmas! (lol) And I came up with this silly little thing. I REGRET NOTHING!
These were supposed to be separated by stanza for different characters, but that obviously didn't go anywhere, and I just fit the lines to who sounded best each line. Pit and Robin's voices singing this make me crack up in particular; their voice qualities are perfect. Chrom too, deadpan guy he is. XD
Some stupid notes: The "Grizzly Bear" line was supposed to be "Crocanaw", but since Fire Emblem Awakening mentions alot of bears, I thought why not. Robin, silly you, lol.
Well, Merry Christmas!