A/N This is my first attempt at a humor fic. Comments welcome!

Chapter One: Prologue.

News spread freakishly fast around Hogwarts. The notice about the school production of 'The Wizard of Oz,' had been posted only a minute ago, and almost everyone had heard. And almost the whole school was planning on being in it.

Ginny Weasley wanted to be Glinda, the good witch of the north.

Hermione Granger had her eye on the small part of Auntie Em.

Ron Weasley was sure he would be the wizard.

And our very own Harry Potter just knew that he was going to be the Tin Man.

Auditions were held that very day, causing a lot of chaos and freaking out on the students parts. How were they supposed to prepare in that short of a time? It was nearly impossible! But somehow they managed to find time to prepare, and every single student was sure that they would be cast to the role that they wanted.