Disclaimer- Ashley = mine, John Cena and Randy Orton plus more, = WWE/ Themselves
This is the re-make of Knocked Up! Knocked Up will be deleted and replaced with this one! Same plot and style, just I thought Of TOTALLY better idea's for this story! Thanks everyone! And reviews would be wonderful!
April 23, 2008- Third Person POV
"Randy, I told you. I have things planned for tomorrow! I don't have time to go to one of your stupid parties!" Ashley Orton yelled at her older brother over the phone
"Come on Ash! Please! Your going to have a great time! And think about it! Your officially 21!" Ashley could hear the plead in her brother's voice, something he rarely does.
"Randy, I swear to god, this thing your dragging me too gets too out of hand, I'm beating the shit out of you" Ashley finished only to hear a loud scream from the receiver
"I owe you Ash! Be at the Cell Block at 9:30. Love you" Randy quickly shut the phone off as soon as he heard Ashley getting ready to speak.
"Yeah Ran. Love ya too jackass" Ashley shook her head before making her way upstairs to the bathroom
"Oh my god, he is fucking dead" Ashley said a loud as she looked at the clock for the first time since coming home.
"Shit, I'm so fucking late" Ashley ran to the front of the club the best she could in her short silver dress and stiletto heels.
"You late too?" Ashley looked up at the blue eyed brown haired man
"Yeah, you too?" Ashley smiled lightly before he opened the door
"SURPRISE!" Ashley was sure she jumped at least a foot in the air when hearing everybody cheering and screaming
"You first" The blue eyed man politely held the door open
"Thanks"
"No problem" He flashed a dimpled smile before the two walked in
"Happy birthday guys!" Randy greeted his little sister and best friend with a hug
"Surprise birthday party? Don't you think that's a little cliché?"
"Sorry, John. The best I could do for ya." Randy smirked causing Ashley to roll her eyes
"John this is my little sister Ashley. Ashley this is John Cena, one of my best friends on RAW" Randy introduced the two
"Nice to meet you again" John smiled
"You two" Ashley smiled back before getting pulled on the arm by a group of diva's
"Happy Birthday bitch!" Melina and Maria quickly pulled Ashley into a bone crushing hug
"Uh, guys? Cant Breathe!" Ashley got out before being released from the hug
"Happy 21st birthday Ashley!" Kelly and Candice hugged the birthday girl
"Thanks girls, now I know Randy didn't plan this so… Whose idea was it?" Ashley asked knowing her brother all to well
"Maria's and Melina's" Beth Phoenix chimed in
"Hey Beth"
"Hey Ashley, Happy Birthday"
"Thank you" Beth smiled at Ashley
"Now everyone since the birthday girl and boy have arrived I think it's time for the cake and present's, then the drinking" Randy announced on the mini set up stage
"Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear John and Ashley
Happy birthday to you!" The loud yelling subsided as they both blew out their rightful candles until loud cheering could be heard
"All right Ashley, I think your gunna like this one" Randy smirked devilishly at his younger sibling
"Ok here it goes" Ashley hesitantly walked over to the large present and tried to untie the bow, only to have the box collapse and have a large fat oily man jump out
"AH!" Ashley screamed loudly before jumping onto Candice and Maria
"Ashley get off us!" Both screamed in unison before throwing the short blonde haired girl off of them and onto the floor
"RANDY I'M GUNNA MURDER YOU!" Ashley screamed loudly as she tried her best to run away from the so called "Big dick Johnson"
"All right Ashley I know your still pissed off at me, but please join us over at the bar" Randy's deep voice echoed through the large speakers
Ashley angrily made her way through the crowded club to the bar, a scowl clearly visible on her tanned skin.
"All right I just wanted to wish my best friend John Cena and my little sister a very happy birthday! And to congratulate my sister on anther new Platinum record!" Randy whistled along with crowd before continuing to speak
"Now let's get the real fuckin' party started!" Randy yelled only to get an exceptionally loud cheer from the crowd
"Ready for your first drink?" Randy asked his younger sister
"What makes you think this is my first drink?" Ashley smirked up at her brother
"Trust me, I know." Randy looked back at Ashley
3 hours later-
"Randy, hey! that back!" Ashley drunkenly spoke to her brother
"I don't think so Ash, you've had way too much drink" Randy held the bottle of beer above his head
"! He wont give me my back" Ashley clung to John's arm
"Damn Orton, your sister knows to hold it down" John said to Randy as they both watched Ashley drinking with Maria and Candice
"Wanna a beer?" Randy asked
"What the hell, why not" John shrugged
2 Hours 6 shot's and 4 beers later-
"I say he so sweet make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the rapper"
Lollipop blared through the speaker's as bright light's flashed on and off on the dance floor. (I know Lollipop is old but this is when the song was really popular, so I thought I'd stick to it lol.)
A very drunk Ashley grabbed John's hand dragging him to the dance floor, instantly starting to grind with him once they found an open spot on the dance floor.
Before the song was even over Ashley found herself being propped up against the wall while John's tongue explored her mouth.
"Let's get outta here" Ashley flirted, the next thing she knew John grabbed her hand and together they left their party, leaving everyone else partying or wondering where they were going.
Next Morning-
Ashley groaned loudly, the sun shone bright through the window making her receive a stronger pound in her head.
"What the hell happened last night?" Ashley stopped stretching when she felt a hard shirtless chest next to her
"What the fuck?" Ashley screamed loudly when she saw John next to her naked.
She cringed when she heard him fall on the floor. Her hands quickly grabbed the sheet's off the bed, while she wrapped the warm sheet around her body, John stood up with boxers now around his lower half.
"Oh my god" Both of them screamed putting two and two together.
"Did we-" John got cut off by Ashley
"We did" She sighed before a stronger headache came back
"Fuck! I am dead!" John screamed after realizing he just slept with his best friend's sister.
"Your gunna be dead? What about me!? I just slept with my brothers older friend!?!" Ashley screamed back
"Ok, you wont tell anyone, and I wont tell anyone. No one will find out and we pretend that this never happened" John told Ashley, Ashley nodded her head in agreement.
A few minutes later John left the hotel room leaving Ashley confused before she too left. Both not knowing a surprise that would change their lives forever in just a short month's time was waiting for the both of them, they just didn't know it yet.
All right the new and improved Knocked Up!! Please review! I need to know what you all think! Good or bad is excepted!