Important Note!: This was posted in my Wattpad account, but I decided to move it here because I like this website more! My name is Quote9963 in that account. I will continue to expand the story here in
That was just a head up that I didn't steal this content.
"No please I beg of you!"
"You broke one of the most important laws of heaven! It's right and just that you lose your position as a Goddess!"
"B-but, I did it to protect the land of KonoSuba..."
"Then you should have told me your plan! Enough with this talk. Eris, you will now be sent to the world of KonoSuba and be dethroned as a Goddess!"
That was the conversation of the Goddess Eris, and God himself. Because of the "little secret" that Eris have on visiting the mortal world, she was banished from the heavens and sent to the world of Konosuba.
(Eris)
As someone who has the highest luck ever, I can't believe this actually happens to me. *Sigh* At least God gave me my fake body, but I can't use it always because it will drain my mana. Well, time to head Kazuma's mansion and seek some help.
Meanwhile...
(Akiyama Hiromasa)
This is so boring... You know, if you think about it, getting sent into a parallel world is troublesome. I've grind so much that I can't even move my legs anymore.
You're probably thinking, who am I. Well my name is Akiyama Hiromasa. A Goddess sent me here. I think her name was Eris? I have a trouble remembering names so I can't really remember much, but I pretty sure that's her name.
I'm don't play that much RPGs, but I'm pretty good at it so I'm pretty much fine. *Sigh* I spent most of the time in this Adventurers Guild. I don't have friends here so it's mostly me sleeping in my inn.
(Eris)
"Kaaaaazuma, someone is knocking at the door"
"Why don't you get it Aqua?"
"I'm taking care of Emperor Zell. Just get the door you NEET"
"I swear I'll eat that chicken when I get the time. Also, I'm not a NEET!"
"Huh? Chris, what are you doing here?"
I don't know if I should just keep it a secret or tell Kazuma the problem
"Kazuma there's something we need to talk about"
"Huh well, ok"
"This is no place to talk, let's head to the guild"
Of course, I can't just tell him here. Aqua-sama might hear it. I need Kazuma to prepare them.
"So Big Boss, what do you want to talk about"
"For now, please don't call me big boss. This is a serious matter"
"Um, ok"
"I'm not a Goddess anymore"
Kazuma, who was drinking his drink, spits it out in shock.
"That's got to be a joke"
"Unfortunately, God caught me roaming the mortal world and according to the laws of heaven, that is forbidden."
"That's not just a problem to you. That's also a problem for me! What if I die!?"
"Then your dead"
I don't know what this guy is thinking. Why would he even ask that question? The only reason he is alive now is because of me. Without me being a Goddess anymore, if he dies, he dies for good.
Yes, Aqua-sama can resurrect him, but I don't think God will allow that anymore.
"This is so stressful. Now I need to be more careful about things like death"
"Wait. You weren't careful back then!?"
This guy!
"Anyways, is that the only thing you want to tell me?"
"No. There's one more reason"
"Huh, what is it?"
"Come with me in an inn"
I don't have a choice, my mana is going down fast. If I keep going, I'll pass out then revert back to my original form.
"I-I'll gladly join you"
"You're thinking some lewd things in your mind are you?"
"Wait, so that's not what we are doing"
"STUPID SCUMZUMA!"
"H-hey!"
This pervert was actually thinking of having sex with me! Unbelievable. What a pervert this guy is.
"Now that we are in a room, let me just change to my true form"
"Huh? Why is that needed?"
Without even answering Kazuma's question, I quickly transformed into Eris
"Because I was banished, I need mana to use my fake self. Since of course, the power of my fake body is controlled on me being a Goddess"
"Ah, so that's why you want to go to a room"
"Yes, but there's also something I want to talk about"
"What's it about?"
"Well, of course, I can't just stay in an inn for the rest of my life. I need you to help me, not to be me"
Yes. I need to be someone else. Not Eris, the Goddess. I want to be someone else
"Huh? So just a haircut, and a change of clothes?"
"Well yeah, but I want a different look of Chris. Maybe medium length hair"
"Oh ok. But will you keep your breast pads?"
*Slap*
"Are you an idiot!? S-saying that to a girl like that"
This guy has no boundaries whatsoever.
"Well, I guess I have no choice. Alright then, I will help you"
"Thank you, Kazuma."