The Fresh Trainer of Pallet Town
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down.
Just sit right there, this will only take a minute
I'll tell you how I became the fresh trainer of a town called Pallet.
Just west of Azalea born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And tossing poke balls outside at tentacool
When a couple of grunts, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood.
They tried to start a battle and my mom, she frowned
And said, "You're moving in with your gramps in Kanto, Pallet Town."
I whistled for a limo and when it came near
There were at least a dozen girls, "Gary Oak!" is what they cheered
If anything I could say this is one way to get around
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Pallet Town!
I pulled up to a lab about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell ya later!"
Passed a kid named Ash and decided to lay it down
I'd become the greatest trainer to ever come from Pallet Town.