And So

"Kurokocchiiiiiiii. Can we pleeeaaaseeee go down there? I need to spread my limbs a bit. I want to playyyyy. It's so boring around here. Everyone's content with following these strict rules. I just want to have a little fun with the humans. They're so funny to watch, especially when they meet an angel. They see our awesome powers, but completely deny their own senses. I want to see thatttt," Kise whined.

That's because things like us aren't supposed to be real, Kise-kun. There is a reason behind this 'madness.' It's called human logic. Even most angels have it… I worry about how you still exist, in all honesty. I especially wonder how you're still in Teiko. It's a miracle that Akashi-kun hasn't kicked you out quite yet.

"Kise-kun, I would have said yes… But then you made the humans seem like idiots, so no," I replied. Kise whimpered.

"Kisechin, that was totally your own fault," Murasakibara said, noming on a pretzel stick. Even though he was Teiko-born, (1*) he is such a glutton. Should angels really harbour one of the seven deadly sins so strongly? It's a wonder how he wasn't born in Shoei (2*) or on Earth.

"You do know that he was a human turned into an angel by the Death Kiss, right?" Midorima added. Midorima-kun is probably the only one who being Teiko-born would make sense for… except he was Earth-born like me. I don't really understand how he's so calm and neutral while being Earth-born. Usually humans were born with sins. That, or they were raised into sin.

"I'm sorry. I won't belittle them. I know you were born one; I'm sorry. Can we just go? Please?" Kise begged. I softly sighed. Kise-kun's whining was rather bothersome to the ears of… everyone.

"It does sound a little entertaining, Tetsu. Why don't we give it a try?" Aomine added- our special Shoei-born. Somehow, this little devil became an angel of sorts and joined us. He still has the appearance of a devil, but the powers of an angel. I don't understand this process of angels; I've only been one for 684 years. Yet I get the feeling that it's not everyday you meet a Shoei-born angel.

"Fine. I think it's okay up here in Teiko, but I cannot have you whining about the humans for centuries" I'd rip my ears off before I let that happen. "I'll ask Akashi-kun, but if he says no, we can't go down there." Although, I don't see any reason for a denial from Akashi-kun. He almost always lets me do as I please.

"You know Akashicchi wouldn't deny you anything~ That means we get to go down!" Kise cheered.

"Sadly." Do I look forward to this? No. I've been away from Earth for 684 years. It's changed so much from what I've seen, and I haven't even seen much. It's… scary- going back to you place of birth where things are nothing like they were before. What if everything has changed in an evil way? Honestly, I don't want this trip to ruin my memories of Earth…

"I'm sorry, Tetsuya, but you can't go. I don't trust those four to protect you all on their own. They're not exactly the most responsible angels in Teiko," Akashi calmly stated. Nor do you trust me all by myself. It's so clear on your face, Akashi-kun. I don't want to go, but your lack in trust is... quite discouraging as your partner. I don't see why you want to be with me if you don't trust me. I frowned.

"But Akashi-kun, Kise-kun will whine about this for a few centuries if you don't let him, and I think I will re-die if I have to deal with his complaining," I protested.

Akashi pondered over it for a few quick moments. "I still don't want you falling for any of those humans down there. To Teiko-born angels, humans are petty creatures, but you relate to them. I couldn't have you leaving me for one of them."

I would have hoped that Akashi-kun would have more faith in me. I am not an adulterer. Plus, I love him. I would never dare 'cheat' on my Akashi-kun; it's wrong, and I have absolutely no reason to do that.

"Akashi-kun, you know that wouldn't happen. I've been looking down on humans for almost 700 years now, and I haven't left you. I don't think actually talking to humans will make much of a difference."

"… On one condition," Akashi agreed.

"Yes?" Do I have to bring some sort of dog collar with me saying, "If found with any human, bring to the archangel Akashi Seijuro"? That would be- Well, it'd be quite tolerable, in all honesty. I'd rather not do it, though.

"You will be my- my- What do humans call them? Girlfriend?"

"Akashi-kun, I'm a boy. I'd be your boyfriend, not girlfriend. Have you now been watching the humans lately?" I asked. Of course not. Akashi-kun never watches the humans; he's always too busy watching us angels. It's not like he's to blame or anything, though. In my 684 years up here, I can tell that these angels need supervision, or they'll cause havoc.

"I haven't watched them for about 100 years? I have never seen a male refer to his partner as a 'boyfriend,' though." One hundred years… I sigh. That's quite a long time to not monitor Earth. Customs change basically every ten years.

"Have you even seen a male have another male as his partner?" I asked, completely in doubt.

"Well… no. Not really."

"Exactly. It's a recent thing for humans to openly have partners of the same sex. Still, males are called 'boyfriends,' not 'girlfriends.' Please do not refer to me as a girl," I said, my pride a little injured. Even if I was weaker than the normal angel, I am not even remotely a girl; I am 100% sure I am male, inside and out, and as a male, I have my pride.

"I didn't mean to insult you, Tetsuya. I apologize. Still, you must be my boyfriend if you wish to go down to Earth."

"Anything to get Kise-kun to stop complaining." And so that's how our adventure on Earth began.

Hey~! It's rasclie. I apologize for having such a shitty first chapter... I am so sorry. So, so sorry. Also, Kuroko may seem a little OOC, but remember that Kuroko thinks! He just keeps a lot of his thoughts and emotions private.

Anyway, if you enjoyed reading this, please leave a review! If you didn't enjoy reading it, please still leave a review with advice on how you think i should fix it. :) I will try my best.

(1*) Teiko= Heaven

(2*) Shoei= Hell