Greece had to be in heaven. He just had to be. How on Earth could he be a cat?

Maybe Japan had done it. After all, he was a high tech country, wasn't he? And they were very good friends, right? Or maybe it was England.

Greece was starting to rethink what his heaven was.

It was when he heard a distant "THAT JERK!" that Greece realized that, yep, he was definitely rethinking his heaven.

Of course, poor little Dovekit heard that distant "THAT JERK!" too.

At ThunderClan Camp…

Seriously, how hard was it to get any sleep around here? Dovekit didn't understand how every other cat managed. Didn't they hear that yell? And what was a "jerk," anyway? Maybe she'd ask Ivykit or Whitewing tomo – er, later.

Back to Unknown Location…

"What the (censored for the good of America) was THAT?" Of course, Greece had to be with Romano. By the way, in case you were wondering, Greece's new heaven was being cuddled by his loyal soldiers, buried by them, as he slept. On Picto, where there was peace.

Wait.. would that even work?

"Prease do not use that ranguage," came a familiar voice/accent. OMG – JAPAN WAS HERE?!

Greece proceeded to glomp the Asian nation.


Sorry this chapter was so short! I'm happy :3 I've been wanting to write a hetalia fanfic for a looooong time... aka since I joined the fandom. sort of. maybe. hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! :D