Hello it tis MadViolinst1994 aka MadVivi aka Grampasgrl. Damn it's been forever since I've posted anything. So this is the first chapter of my new story I Made Out With A Rock Star. This story randomly popped in my head while I was listening to I Made Out With A Rock Star by Ke$ha. Little inside fact about this story, I have nicknamed it IMWARS hahaha so now on with the story...oh wait one more thing
Pairing-SasoDei with hints of ZabuHaku, LeeGaa, KibaKankuro, and Temari being a slut lol
Rating- T (for now lol)
Genre-Comedy Romance
Disclamer- I, MadViolinst1994, does not own Naruto which makes her very very sad T-T
now on with the story
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"I'm home un."
Deidara walked through his kitchen door. He stood in the kitchen, listening for an answer.
"Mom?"
The blond walked towards the living but changed his direction when he noticed a piece of paper hanging on the fridge. He looked closer and saw that the paper was attached by a rainbow colored magnet of his name, meaning the note was for him. Deidara continued to the fridge and yanked the paper down.
"Deidara," the note read, "I went out to dinner and a movie. I won't be home tonight, I'm staying with a friend. You're sixteen, so I assume you won't burn the house down or anything else retarded. So eat a healthy dinner and don't get in trouble. I love you. Mom"
"Figures un." Deidara tossed his long hair over his shoulder. "She always goes and leaves me alone, un. Oh well, that makes it easier to sneak out, yeah." Deidara walked over to a cabinet, grabbed a box of strawberry pocky, placed it in his hoodie pocket, and headed to his room.
He walked down a hallway and opened a bright yellow door covered in black painted birds. Deidara tossed his book bag in the direction of his desk. The bag hit the floor with a quiet thud. The blond walked over to his bed and collapsed on top of his Invader Zim bedding. He sighed and rolled over, causing his phone to fall out of his hoodie pocket. Deidara grabbed the phone, checked the time, and then stuffed it back in his pocket.
"4 o'clock. I have two hours before I have to leave for the concert, un." The blond spoke out loud to his walls. "Better start getting ready, yeah"
Deidara rolled off of the bed and walked into his bathroom. He plugged in his hair straightener, lined up his hair products (hairspray, gel, ties, barrettes, ect.), and grabbed a bag full of make-up. When he was finished, Deidara pulled off his hoodie and dropped it on the bathroom floor, revealing quite an ugly school uniform underneath. He left the bathroom and walked over to his closet which he began to rummage through, hunting for the perfect outfit. After a few minutes he was victorious. Deidara pulled out a pair of his tightest skinny jeans, a fishnet undershirt, and a black corset-like top covered in silver accents.
"Perfect, un."
The blond quickly stripped out of his uniform. He pulled the silver and black zebra print jeans on and the put the fishnet over his head. He put his arms into their right spots, carefully so that he didn't rip the mesh. After getting the top fully on and inspecting for tears, Deidara picked up the corset and held it to his chest. He used one hand to hold the top in place while the other hand began zipping up the zipper that ran sideways across the article of clothing. When he was finished, he ran his hands down his chest, smoothing out any wrinkles. Deidara reached around and tightened the corset strings and tied them into a bow.
"Absolutely perfect, yeah" Deidara said as he inspected himself in a full length mirror. He gazed at his reflection for a few more minutes until a bell went off in his head.
"Shit! My straightener, un!" Deidara ran into his bathroom and grabbed the straightener and looked at the heating setting. He sighed in relief when he realized it was set on the lowest setting. He bent down and grabbed his cell and pocky out of the discarded hoodie's pocket. Deidara opened the pocky and placed on in his mouth, holding it between his lips like a cigarette. He began to scroll through his contacts. When he reached the desire name, Deidara pressed the call button. The Kill (1) played in Deidara's ear until someone finally answered.
"Hello?" the receiver of the call asked breathlessly.
"Haku-chan, un!" Deidara shouted into the phone.
"Hey DeiDei, what's up?" Haku asked in the same breathy voice.
"Nothing much. I was just wondering if you wanted to go to that concert with me tonight, un."
"I don't know if I can *shallow breath* can"
"Oh" Deidara said sadly.
"Sorry Deidara"
"It's ok,un. Hey what's wrong with you, un? You sound like you just ran a marathon, yeah."
"Nothing, I'm just a little um tied up at the minute." Haku answered nervously.
"And he will be tied up for a very long time, right Haku?" a voice said from Haku's side of the call.
"Zabuza-sama! Shut up!" Deidara heard Haku scream.
"Haku, love, if you keep moving like that you'll give yourself rope burn."
"Well I wouldn't be likely to get rope burn if you wouldn't have tied me u-ohh Zabuza-sama, ahhh do that again!" Haku moaned into the phone.
Deidara pulled the phone away from his ear and gave it an odd look. He waited a few minutes and placed the phone back in its previous spot just in time to hear his brunette best friend moan, though it sounded more like the boy was purring, loudly.
"Um Haku-chan, un?"
"Oh forgot that thing was on." Zabuza said distantly.
"Give me that!"
"How can you hold a phone when you're tied up like that?" Deidara could hear the smirk that Zabuza was probably wearing.
"Just hold the damn thing by my ear!"
Deidara heard rustling, which he assumed was Zabuza moving around to hold the phone by Haku.
"Yes Deidara?" Haku practically panted.
"So you can't go, un?"
"Sorry, try calling Gaara-chan. Maybe he can go or you could always call Tob-"
"I will not resort to that, un!" Deidara pouted as he grabbed his straightener. He held the phone between his right shoulder and his head and began straightening the opposite side of his head.
"Ok, Dei. Chill out" Haku said while laughing. Deidara laughed along with him.
"Haku" Deidara heard Zabuza growl.
"Um Haku-chan, I think you better hang up, un. Zabuza-san sounds like he's going to shove the phone up your nose, yeah."
"Oh, I'm going to shove something in him."
"EEEPP!" was the last thing Deidara heard as the call was disconnected.
"Did not need to hear that, un" A light blush graced Deidara's face. He dropped the phone and finished straightening his hair. When he finished, Deidara looked in the mirror
"What to do with yo, un? What to do, un?" He asked his hair. He bent down, grabbed his phone, and rapidly dialed a number. When he heard Enter Sandman (2) play, the blond out the phone speaker and then placed it on the edge of the sink. He grabbed his brush and began to tease his hair, adding move volume in the back.
"Hello?" a bored voice asked through the phone.
"Hey Gaara-chan, un!"
"Hello Deidara."
"Listen Red, you, me, concert tonight, yeah." Deidara put his hair into two low pigtails. He inspected his tips, where the purple hair dye was fading out.
"Sorry Deidara. I can't go. Kankuro and I kicked Temari out of the apartment. We're helping her pack up her crap."
Deidara dropped his pigtail and gave the phone a confused look.
"You and your brother kicked out your sister, un?"
"Yes."
"Why, un?"
"She's a slut who would bring more than one person, usually three, usually two males and one female, and Kankuro and myself decided that us being able to sleep is more important than our sister having a place to live."
"Um, Gaara-chan, un."
"Yes?"
"That's kinda, un how should put this, MEAN, yeah!"
"Yea, yea whatever. She can live with her boyfriends, girlfriends, fuck buddies, whatever she calls them."
"Wow, un." Deidara gave the phone another confused look. "So about the concert, un?"
"Can't."
"Why do you have to help Temari, yeah?" Deidara pouted.
"I just do, and Lee's going to come over and-"
"Ahhh so Lee-kun is going to be there, un. No wonder Gaara-chan wants to stay in, yeah" Deidara interrupted.
"Shuddap"
"Fine, what about Kanky, un? You think he could come, un?"
"Give me a minute, I'll ask him." Deidara heard Gaara put the phone down. He looked back in the mirror and examined his hair once again.
"Works for me, yeah." The blond opened the make-up bag and pulled out a black eyeliner pencil. He leaned closer to the mirror and lined his eyes heavily. He then added a tiny swirly in the outside corner of each eye. The final step in his make-up process was a swipe of cherry lipgloss, making his already pink lips redder.
"Hey Dei!" Deidara jumped, he had forgotten he was still on the phone.
"Kami, un. You almost gave me a heart attack Kanky, yeah."
"Sorry Dei-Dei. What do you need?"
"Wanna go to a concert with me, un? I'm going to see Desert Puppet, yeah." Deidara shouted excitedly. Desert Puppet was his favorite band in the whole world, he also had a HUGE crush on the lead singer and guitarist, Sasori.
"Sorry dude, can't. I'm sure Gaara already explained the situation with skank slutty slut slut."
"I told Gaara-chan this and I'm telling you, un. You're mean, you and Gaara, yeah."
"Hehehehehehe so. I enjoy being mean. But yea, I can't go. I have to help sl- I mean Temari and then Kiba is coming over and we're hanging out if you catch my drift."
"Huh, un?"
"You know, hanging out"
"No I don't know, un."
"Kiba and I are going to have sex, moron."
"What, un!" Am I the only in our whole school that isn't getting laid, un!"
` "Well, maybe if you forget about your "crush" on that freaky band dud-"
"His name is Sasori, yeah."
"Fine, If you get over this crush on "Sasori", maybe more people would like you and you will get laid, little virgin boy."
"Sasori no Danna is amazing so don't call him a freak, yeah. Oh and fuck you Catboy, yeah."
"hehehehehehehe. It's ok Dei-Dei. You're just waiting for the right someone."
"Yea, Sasori no Danna, un." Deidara answered in a dreamy voice. "And more like no one in our dumb school even likes me, yeah. Oh and speaking of our school, did you know Sasori no Danna went to our school. He was a senior when we were in sixth grade."
"Stop talking about him like you know him and that makes him like 22, too old for you."
"Actually he skipped a grade so he's only 21, un."
"And that still makes it illegal for you to date him, which will never happen because um you have never met him!"
"Just shut up, yeah."
"Whatever, and since you where complaining about people not liking you, they would like you if you give up on this crazy day dream of dating the guy, which as I said before are never ever going to happen. You scare them off with your obsession with him."
"Shuddap" Deidara whispered. Kankuro's words hit him hard, right in the heart, and made him feel like crying.
"Make me." Kankuro joked, he had heard the hurt in Deidara's voice and tried to bring his spirits back up.
"I'm hanging up now, un." Deidara joked back slightly, his mood lifted a tad.
"Bye Sunshine Virgin."
"Bye you fucking asshole, yeah." Deidara reached forward and ended the call. "He's really starting to piss off, yeah." Deidara looked at the clock and saw it was 5:30.
"Better leave now, un. Wish someone could come with me, yeah." Deidara grabbed his phone and half eaten box of pocky and walked into his bedroom. He grabbed a pair of tall gothic style black boots with multiple chains and buckles out of his closet. He plopped down on the bed and began pulling on the shoes. After the shoes were on, Deidara began rearranging the chains. When he was done, the blond grabbed his coffin shaped bag. He stuffed his phone into said bag and got off his bed. He walked over to his desk while putting his bag on his back Deidara grabbed his car keys off the desk, put them in his pocket, and exited his room.
The blond rushed down the hall as his disappointment slowly turned into excitement.
To be continued...
(1) The Kill by The Dresden Dolls...Awesome band hint hint wink wink lol =D
(2)Enter Sandman by Metallic...I bet everyone already knew that lol
Now for Authors Note, So next chapter should be up soon and about the whole Dei Haku Gaara friendship, I think that going by their personalities that those three would be good friends lol and hey it's AU so whose judging lol...I'm really sorry if the characters seem really OOC, yeah really sorry about that. So please read and review because reviews are love and ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE lol =D
MadVivi OUT 3