I don't own Harry Potter!
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Harry Potter is not a usual boy of 17, for one thing he is a wizard who is official of age and he has to kill the most evil wizard in the world. In a room in Godric's Hollow, that looks strangely like a burnt nursery, Harry Potter now stands. Earlier that week he had sent out an interesting letter,
Dear Suppose Dark Lord,
I am sick of fighting you lets end this were it started. Come alone.
With Much Love,
Harry Potter
Yes it was Halloween night. Harry was sitting in a room with camera's all around him just waiting. All the sudden a faint pop was heard. And the most evil and feared wizard appeared with his wand pointed at Harry ready to curse him.
"Now Tom, I wouldn't do that if I were you" Harry said slyly.
"THAT IS NOT MY NAME! CRUCIO!" Voldemort yelled.
Now Harry Potter was writher with pain on the floor but had a smile on. When he cruse ended, Harry just look at Voldemort and said " Now Tom I told you this was a bad idea, and we can do this the easy way or the hard way"
Voldemort lower his wand and look at Harry.
"Very Good Tom. Now this room is wired with bombs and see this little red button in my hand, one press and this whole room will explode and we both will be dead. I really don't care if I have to died for you to die" Harry explain." Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way I strip you of all your power and put you in prison so neither of us die, my preferred way so I can shag and marry Ginny, or I just press this button and we both die. And I am leaving this choice to you." He just sat there and smiled Voldemort was speechless then finally he yelled "YOU ARE HARRY FUCKING POTTER THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO KILL ME ITS SUPPOSE TO BE DURING A HUGE FINAL BATTLE AND THEN YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO MARRY THEN SHAG GINNY AND BE THE HERO TO ALL OF THE WIZARDING WORLD"
"I write poetry and cut myself" Harry held up his arm " I can soo do this, and please decided right away I want to get this over with"
Voldemort was now pacing back and forth he knew he was in a big dilemma so he went to taunting Harry. "Just like your Mudblood Mother you resort to muggle means to end be but it is impossible for I am LORD VOLDEMORT GREATEST WIZARD IN THE WORLD"
"Actually it is possible and DUMBLEDORE IS THE GREATEST WIZARD IN THE WORLD!" Harry replied.
Voldemort smiled "Harry, Harry, Harry Dumbledore is." Voldemort was cut off because the whole room went BOOM! He never did see Harry press that little red button.
The End