Hey Guys! This is my first story . . like ever. So, please, be kind. It was originally ment to be a Christmas gift for my friend, Emma (Catlover1609), but now it has become more than that. I hope everyone likes it, and I hope Ace turns out ok. She's supposed to symbolize the things I want to be so . . . here you go!

I stare down at my packed duffel bag. I have to hurry, Harley will be here any second. Weapons, my small umber of clothes, make-up, my "outfit", and of course, her favorite teddy bear - Mr. Williams.

"Aa-ace"

I quickly back-flip onto my bed, pick up a book, and open to a random page just as Harley Quinn walks into my room.

"Acey, Mr. J wants to see you" she says, falling back onto my bed with a content sigh. I mentally curse myself. If this mission has anything to do with the bat, then I'll have to leave earlier than I thought.

" 'K, thanks Lee-lee." I use my pet name for her and smile sincerely. Even through everything that's happened, I can't hate Harley, she's family . . . but I still have to leave. I owe that to . . . her at least.

As I walk into the hallway, I grab my bag but Harley doesn't notice (Thank Joker) because she is now fast asleep on my bed. I quickly stash my bag under some loose floor boards before making my way to the last door at the end.

I walk into the room, saying "Knock-knock" as I enter, while I put a smile on my face. Joker hates it when you don't smile.

"Ah, there's my favorite comedian!" The Joker exclaims, jumping up from what I like to call his "throne", with that ever sadistic smile on his face.

'Tell me a story Papa J!" I exclaim as I spring into his lap. This is a game we play. Since the Joker is like a father to me and like father's do, he tells me a story, and that's how i get my missions.

"Once there was a little girl (i.e. me) who saw a robin up in a tree. So, just like a good girl, she climbed up tho meet the robin. When this task was done, she held the robin in her hands and snapped its neck. After, she quickly dropped the robin, and ran off to play with her other toys."

As the Joker finished his story, cackling, I did the worst thing you can do in front of the Joker. . . I frowned.

"You want me to kill Robin?"

Without waiting for and answer, I did the second worse thing. I ran. I ran to the one place I knew I would have sanctuary - the Batcave.

OK, I know, short. But there Is more awesomeness (and sexiness) to come, I promise. PLEASE REVIEW! I REALLY HOPE YOU GUYS LIKED IT!