#1. I am not allowed to destroy the phone book only because I can't find the persons I'm looking for. I should know the phone book hasn't updated the villains names yet

Sean scans his eyes through the phone book to pick a 'random' number and call the person. Well, actually he's looking underneath the "P" for Penguin. Sadly all he finds is Mr. Penguin who happens to work at Gotham zoo and that's not the person Sean is looking for.

"Selina, where in the phone book can I find Penguin?!"

"UNDERNEATH THE 'P'!" Selina bellows back from whatever she's doing.

Sean sighs sadly; "That's what I thought as well, but I can't find it!

It seems Selina is too busy because she's not replying back and Sean decides to search under the "F" for Freeze. Nothing, unless you're looking for the owner of an ice-cream salon. And also Firefly isn't listed.

Sean grunts angrily then trying the "R" for the Riddler.

Nothing.

The "M" for Mad Hatter?

Nada.

The "T" for Tigress?

Only the name of the pole-dancer in one of the nightclubs.

Alfred struts through the hallway and hears lots of angry growls coming from inside the study. Also, there are sounds of something being tossed around and ripped apart.

Soon afterwards the butler sees Sean stomp outside angrily and growling to him; "Alfred, you need to buy a new phone book!"

"But Mister Ornelas, what happened with the other one?!"

"I RIPPED IT APART BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND THE VILLAINS FREAKING PHONE NUMBERS!"

#2. I am not allowed to call someone and scare the crap out of them only because I need something from the room this person's at

Alfred is preparing lunch when his cell-phone rings. The butler quickly dries his hands to answer it.

"Mr. Pennyworth speaking."

*low creepy voice* "I hacked your phone camera, I can see you and I'm coming."

Alfred then hears a tone which tells him the caller had hung up and fear enters his mind. Bruce Wayne is in the room as well and maybe the caller wants to kidnap him.

Alfred quickly turns the stove off and grabs Bruce Wayne underneath his arm quickly escaping through the back door. No way he would let anyone kidnap his young master.

Sean pokes his head around the corner of the door and grins; "I knew this prank would work." Then he skips over to the fridge to grab himself a delicious snack.

"Bullock speaking!" the lackadaisical cop said when he answered his phone.

*Muffled raspy voice as if the person was speaking through a mask* "Hey, it's me, Nancy."

"Who the F* is Nancy?!" Bullock roars into his phone.

"Dah, the leather wearing woman who caught your eyes right before you found yourself in the back of Fish Mooney's van."

Bullock gulps anxiously; "What do you want from me?"

"I'm about to do something very naughty."

Bullock swallowed again and asked with trembling voice; "And what will that be?"

"Wait there and you'll see."

Bullock hears the click that indicates 'Nancy' had hung up. That is his cue to grab his stuff and leave, because no way he would sit around and wait for her to kidnap him, or do something much worse to him.

The cop sprints out the door and Sean Ornelas enters through the door, laughing his head off as he struts over to Bullock's desk to steal his lunch.

"Penguin?" Butch said as he bowls up to his boss who looks engrossed in a discussion with Zasz. "I have Fish Mooney on the phone and she says she will come over here with her army of unicorns."

Penguin grabs his stuff and leaves in fear.

Zasz an Butch who happened to stay behind look baffled at a certain street boy strolling by toward their hideout kitchen then poking his head into THEIR fridge. Knowing Sean's strong, musclier reputation, both men were too scared to stop him.

#3. I am not allowed to run into Gotham Flea screaming things only because I want to see Selina's reaction. I should know her reaction by now

Selina sits in the Flea gossiping with Ivy about her older sister Pamela who now lives with Ivy in a two room apart and brings home a man every now and then.

"I'm telling you, she's 19 years old but she has no troubles to be seen with a spoiled teenage brat, or a middle-aged idiot," Ivy said with a disgusted expression.

Selina scowls; "Well, she better stay away from my kitty toys. I already have troubles enough with Silver and don't need a cougar around as well."

Ivy opens her mouth to say something, but Sean suddenly runs inside the Flea while screaming from the top of his lungs; "MY NAME IS SEAN ORNELAS AND I'M NAKED!"

Selina immediately jumps to her feet with glee and tackles Sean to the floor ready to kiss his bare chest. Sadly for her, Sean was not naked at all.

Addition from Sean Ornelas; "I know some of you might be quick and jump up screaming; 'Sean is shy and has a low self-esteem so he would never draw attention to himself like that'. Well, you usually would be right about that, but I made sure to check the place first and when I saw only Selina and Ivy were in there, I figured it wouldn't be harmful for me if I ran in to greet my kitty Selina, right? Of course I would have never done it if I knew in advance she wouldn't be pleased with the fact I was still wearing clothes. She pummelled be for that, badly."

#4. I am not allowed to rob a store not even in a poor manner

Sean storms with his friends Selina and Bruce into a shop while drawing their weapons. Bruce however keeps bumping into shelves as they make way toward the desk. Why? Because he's wearing his ski-mask the other way around.

"Okay, listen people, give us all your money!" Sean bellows while swaying his gun madly.

Selina looks a little bemused and then says; "Ehm, Sean those are not people, those are trashcans."

"No they are not, they are people dressed as trashcans!" Sean guffaws madly, then turning the shop owner behind the counter; "Well, are you letting me pay for this or what?!"

And with that Sean throws a few chocolate bars onto the counter.

#5. I am not allowed to have a paintball battle in downtown Gotham. Especially not because other pedestrians has no say in it

Penguin is strolling with Butch through downtown Gotham searching it for Fish Mooney and her gang of Indian Hill monsters. He is getting closer, Penguin can feel it.

Suddenly a teenage boy's voice guffaws from the top of a rooftop; "Defend yourself Penguin!"

Before either Penguin or Butch could spot the teenage boy, paint splatters onto their faces and clothes. Then the sound of laughter disappears into the distance, but Penguin knew exactly who it was.

"I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS, SEAN ORNELAS!" Then slowly turning to face Butch and his eyes sparkling with danger; "Find that brat, Butch!"

Sean Ornelas sits atop of a rooftop glaring down to the pedestrians on the streets. But these are not normal pedestrians, these are Fish Mooney and her gang of Indian Hill monsters. By the looks of it, Selina's with them.

The street boy rolls his eyes, because now he can't start a paintball battle. He doesn't really like to get her in the middle of a cross-fire. But then again, if she likes hanging out with them, why not start a battle with them on her side?

Sean grins and readies his paintball gun aiming it toward the crowd on the streets below. Then paint splatters everywhere. On their faces, their hair, their clothes and parts that cannot be mentioned, because otherwise this story should be rated M.

The street boy grins proudly to himself while watching Selina and her 'new friends' wipe the paint from their eyes. Then the street girl roars; "I WILL SPANK YOUR BUTT FOR THIS MY KITTY TOY SEAN!"

Sean sends his most uproarious laughter before dashing away to find his new victim.

Gotham's newest bounty hunter (Jim Gordon) roams downtown Gotham to find Fish Mooney and her monster crew. A nice citizen had told him he could find them near the pharmacy, because that's where this person saw her strolling at.

Jim quickly ducks behind a wall and peers around it.

Nothing.

The bounty hunter frowns then he feels a tinny droplet fall onto his head. Then another droplet and another and another and another one.

"Great!" Jim grumbled to himself. "Now it's going to rain as well.

Another, bigger droplet misses his head by an inch and lands in front of his feet. Jim frowns. Why is the droplet red?

Then fear slowly enters his mind, because what if the droplet is actually blood? What if there's a body on the ledge above head?

Jim frantically starts touching the top of his head then looking at his red stained fingers. His eyes dart very slowly to the ledge above his head, and the only thing he sees before his eyes get covered with more red substances is…

Sean Ornelas's wide grin.

"YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME, BOUNTY HUNTER JIM!" Sean laughs before sprinting away.

Sadly enough when he finally returns to Wayne Manor, a VERY angry Penguin, Butch, Selina Kyle, Fish Mooney and her entourage, and an extremely furious Jim Gordon was waiting for him when he popped back inside through the study windows.

The angry mob chased him all the way back to Gotham city where he had to lie low for like three days.

I know most of you already read this update, but maybe you had fun re-reading it again xD

As you know, Sean's anniversary is coming up, so you can make requests of rules you like to see. I would love to see different kinds of requests LOL