Yu Yu Hakusho Christmas Poem Fic
Summary: Just a little poem fic that popped into my head.
Rating: T … Just to be safe. There is some swearing in it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho… but the muses are mine damn it.
AN: This is a little Christmas something I threw together. Hope you like it
In the world of Yu Yu Hakusho Christmas was near
Everyone in town was bursting with cheer.
They rushed around the different stores
Clearing them out from ceiling to floors.
It definitely was a site for one to see…
Well except for the one sitting in a tree.
Yukina was there with Kuwabara in tow,
Going to the theater to take in a show.
Yusuke watched boxes fly
As Keiko staked them 6' high.
Kurama was there with his younger brother
Trying to find the perfect gift for his mother.
And Botan had dropped in for about an hour
Because Koenma's mood was getting pretty sour.
Over all things were looking great.
Well except for one seething with hate.
It wasn't because of the whole Christmas season.
No it was definitely for a whole other reason.
The owner of this Hiei muse decided to write
And to tell the truth it gave him a bit of a fright.
There was no telling what horrible plan would unfurl.
Hell one time she tried to make him a girl.
She liked to make all kinds of psychotic fun
If he thought it would work he would start to run.
For the headache he had she was the one to blame
And he was tempted to use his darkness flame.
Unfortunately for him it was just bad timing
So for now he would have to put up with the rhyming.
As the day began to progress
Hiei's worry had yet to rest.
"This is so wrong", he said to the sky
"If she puts me in makeup she's going to die.
I can't see why I'm the one she would pick.
The ideas in her mind are seriously sick."
"Well", said the author to the man in black.
"I tried to get Genkai but she began to attack.
Next I went to Koenma but he was real boring.
I couldn't have my audience snoring.
Getting Keiko would have been rich
But most of the fans think she's a bitch.
Yusuke is cool but far too out spoken.
Half of my things would have ended up broken.
Kuwabara is sweet, a total deer,
But Yukina wanted to have him near".
"Don't get me wrong, on my list you were not last
But while you are sleeping you are not that fast.
It was hard for me to turn the other way
Not when I knew I could make you stay".
"What the hell kind of twisted game are you playing.
Just what makes you think I have any intention of staying?"
Hiei took off in a sudden flash
But something happened as he began his dash.
Some sort of wire like rope wrapped around his leg real snug
Before he knew what happened it started to tug.
He was stopped in his tracks by the energy rope
And seriously beginning to lose all hope.
"What's with this torture? Leave me be.
Why must you constantly pester me?"
"Well, Kurama said as he jumped to the ground,
You don't need to be so rude if you don't want me around."
"You weren't the one I was talking to
I meant the girl that's seriously unglued.
She's been doing crazy things all damn day.
I just can't seem to make her go away."
"You know what, the author said
You better be nice before you end up dead."
"If that is a threat you want to see to then end you're sorely mistaken
By someone like you my life will not be taken."
"Do you honestly think you're the one I want to kill?
Stop your griping and take a pill.
Now if you don't mind I need to get to the plot
Before the readers tempers get too hot."
Back to Genkai's everyone wanted to go
For none of then wanted to be stuck in snow.
They needed the old masters advice for a plot
Involving Hiei in the Christmas fun weather he liked it or not.
All were sick of his foul mood
One way or another they would get rid of the attitude.
Christmas was a time to be with family and friends
His loner ways needed to end.
"So, Kuwabara said, about tonight
How are we going to get him there with out a fight?
Kurama could talk to him but even that might not work…
After all shorty can be a serious jerk.
He likes to play the tough big shot
Even though I know he's not."
"Don't worry Kazuma well think of something, you'll see.
Besides chances are he's still in his favorite tree."
"Come on you guys I'm going to freeze,
Keiko complained as she started to sneeze."
"I could hold you for a while,
Yusuke said with a lecherous smile."
"You know Yusuke, Shizuru said real quick,
You should think with you head instead or your dick."
So on to the old master's house they went
By the time they got there most of their energy was spent.
All were cold and seriously sore,
After their long walk from the store.
Everyone drank some tea to help get warm
While out side it looked like it was about to storm.
Now inside the planning was about to start
That was until Yusuke let out one hell of a fart.
Outside they ran to get away from the smell
Kuwabara looked at Yusuke and started to yell.
"What the hell was that for, Kuwabara shouted in his face,
We're never going to get the smell outta the place."
'You know, Kurama thought, I'm beginning to see
What Hiei meant up in the tree.'
Before things could get any worse,
Or the author added another stupid verse,
They figured out what needed to be done.
This Christmas was definitely going to be lots of fun.
They would give Hiei a gift he would make him smile.
But expecting something like that is like stretching a mile.
As everyone was working on their own little thing
Keiko's phone started to ring.
She answered the phone and said "Hello".
Her parents were back so she had to go.
"Man I don't want to go the walk is so far
I really wish I had a car."
"That's ok, Botan said standing near the door,
I'll give you a ride on the back of my oar."
"I'm not so sure I've seen how you fly.
You act like you're on some crazy sugar high."
"You don't have to be so rude you know.
I could have just let you walk in the snow.
I wanted to help out a friend in need,
And it wasn't the sugar but mostly the weed."
As they took off Keiko let out a squeak
Her stomach was getting incredibly weak.
They all went inside to work some more…
Except for Puu who slept on the floor.
Kuwabara's cat was chasing some mice
That is until it fell in a big bowl of ice.
Once the decorations were finally complete
The guys felt like they were dead on their feet.
It took them all about half the day.
Now all they needed to do was find Hiei.
"Ok guys listen up this is the plan
We have to sneak up on him as fast as we can.
If we get it right this shouldn't be too hard",
Kuwabara said as they stepped in the yard.
But to their surprise what did they see?
Hiei was standing next to a tree.
He had an aggravated look on his face
To tell the truth he didn't want to be near the place.
A telepathic message to Kurama he did send.
'I just want this stupid story to end.'
To the next scene we are going to switch
Koenma had entered and started to bitch.
While they were planning this festive night
He was the one person they forgot to invite.
"For some reason my invitation I could not find
Perhaps it just happened to slip your mind.
There are lots of things I've come to expect from you
But this is something I didn't think you'd all do",
Koenma said with his face all red.
There were even jets of steam coming off of his head.
"I thought I was a pretty nice guy
But I didn't get invited and I want to know why?"
"Look Koenma sir it was a mistake.
Why don't you sit down and have some cake."
"Oh great even George was asked to come.
I guess I really was the only one."
Koenma gave them a nasty look
As his whole body slightly shook.
"I'm tired of your selfish way
And you will regret what you've done today.
No more will you treat me like I'm dirt",
Koenma said full of hurt.
If he couldn't be treated like a friend
Then Koenma decided the party would end.
All the decorations went up in a poof,
Even the fake Santa on the roof.
The man was seriously miffed
And he didn't even leave one Christmas gift.
Once all of the destruction was over and done,
And sad looks were left on everyone,
Koenma was gone quick as a wink
Even before anyone had time to blink.
What an ass, Yusuke complained,
While outside it started to rain.
"Oh shut up Yusuke you dimwit this isn't a joke",
Genkai retorted as she lit up a smoke.
"From the start this whole thing has been so wrong."
Well, the author said, at least I didn't make you break out into song.
Tying to stop a fight,
Kuwabara said, "Don't you have other stories to write?"
"Of course I do I'm just really lazy"
"Don't forget stupid and crazy."
Well back to the fic already in action
Before I end up putting you in traction.
"Why would he do that", Yukina said sitting next to a jeweled tear.
It was so soft you could barely hear,
Hiei disappeared in a flash of black
The little lord he was about to attack
For acting out in a jealous spite.
This was one wrong he was going to right.
The doors to Koenma's office flew open with a boom
As Hiei stalked into the room.
"I don't care who you think you are
But when you made Yukina cry you went to far.
Return all of the things and I don't care how
All I know is it better be now."
Hiei's katana was out ready to slice him in half
When all of the sudden the little lord started to laugh.
"You think you have a heart of ice
But deep inside we knew you were nice.
This whole thing was just a ruse",
Koenma laughed completely amused.
Back at Genkai's not a thing was out of place
And George was still in the corner stuffing his face.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were grinning real wide
And Yukina started to walk to his side.
She didn't really like being part of the hoax
But a smile from him she wanted to coax.
"We didn't want to make you upset",
Kurama said as he collected the money for the bet.
We wanted you to join in the Christmas glee
Instead of sticking yourself up in that tree.
Hiei just shook his head with a grin
With friends like that he could not win.
Botan: Not half bad. At least for your first try… but for some reason I can't help but think there was something we forgot to do…. Oh well. It couldn't have been that important.
Yusuke: I thought it kinda sucked but considering we got to torture Hiei I guess it wasn't all bad. You can tell you just threw this together really fast… Anyway if you'll excuse me, seeing as how things are finally getting peaceful around here, I'm going to take a nap.
Kat: Uh-oh… Peaceful? …. -censored- crap we forgot to go back for Keiko.
Kurama: Forget Keiko for a minute, you do know that Hiei has gotten free don't you? That containment field wore off a little while ago. If anything you should probably be more concerned for yourself.
Kat: Nah I'm not too worried. He is my muse after all. He wouldn't do anything bad to me… kinda… maybe… ah hell I'm boned aren't I?
Kuwabara and Yusuke: Yeah pretty much.
Kat: Well I better end this before Hiei finds me. Bye -runs off-
Shuichi: Hey why didn't she ever say what happened to me?
Kurama: Apparently you don't realize how lazy she is.
Kat: -off in the distance – Hey I heard that.
All the muses: -Huge sweatdrop –
Please review and let me know if you think it was total crap.