Super Smash Smackdown
By: pinkpuff89

PART I

Waddle Dee: Ladies, gentleman, brothers, Hylians, apes, dinosaurs, pokemon, foxes, and creampuffs! Welcome to the very first Super Smash Smackdown!

Toad: Where the 12 best Nintendo characters battle it out in a series of physical and mental tests!

Waddle Dee: Hi! I'm Waddle Dee! This is my commentating partner Toad!

Toad: Hello folks!

Waddle Dee: Toad, I must compliment your appearance on Mario Kart 64 and Super Mario 64. You also did very well in Mario Party and Paper Mario.

Toad: Well, thank you Waddle Dee! I must also compliment you on your newest featured game Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards!

Waddle Dee: Well, it was fun making it. Anyway friends, it is time to get started so let us begin!

Toad: Before we start this Smackdown, let us introduce the 12 competitors for the tournament.

Waddle Dee: First up! Coming from his distant island, this little green dinosaur packs a mighty punch! From making hard-boiled...
(interrupted by Toad)

Toad: And soft-boiled!

Waddle Dee: Eggs (looks at Toad in disgust), to spiting out foes, let's here it for...

Toad: YOSHI!

Audience: Yayyyy!

Yoshi: Yo-Yo-Yoshi!

Waddle Dee: Second, from Sector Z, the swift agile fox. With moves of power and speed of lightning, let us welcome...

Toad: FOX McCLOUD!

Audience: Yaayyy!

Fox: Hehhehehe. I hope my brother Gilbert is watching. Hehehe!

Waddle Dee: Third from his lonely and gloomy planet...this boy saved the world. With psychic powers and a very straight mind let's give a round of applause for...

Toad: NESS!

Audience: Whooooooo!

Ness: PK Fire!
PK Thunder!
PK Kick!

Waddle Dee: I didn't know Ness played soccer.

Toad: (Shrugs)

Waddle Dee: Okay. Moving along. Next! These two cuties come from pokeballs. Battling is their job.

Toad: If they have jobs.

Waddle Dee: Here they are! The lightning and sleep masters of the world...

Toad: PIKACHU AND JIGGLYPUFF!

Audience: Go, Go, GO!

Pikachu: Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi PIKACHU!
(starts dancing in techno mode)

Toad: THE 70'S ARE BACK!

Waddle Dee: Well...not quite.

(music stops immediately)

Pikachu: Pika Pi?

Waddle Dee: Yah Yah Yah! Shoo you little pest! You annoying little mouse!

Pikachu: Pi!
(gets mad and walks away)

Waddle Dee: Next, from the mighty Congo Jungle. With swirly arms and super-muscle style strength, here is the leader of the Kong family...here is...

Toad:DK!

Audience: Yayy!

DK: Monkey, Monkey, MONKEY!

Waddle Dee: Sixth in no order, from Hyrule the owner of the Triforce of Courage. The destroyer of...

Saria: Phantom Ganon, Volgavia, Morpha, Bongo-Bongo, Twinrova, and the mighty Ganon himself. Here is my best boy...

Toad: LINK! With his little fairy friend Navi!

Audience: Whooo Yeah!

Navi: Yellow! Green! Blue!

Waddle Dee: The next person in line. From PLANET ZEBES, a female with moves beyond moves,
(interrupted by Toad)

Toad: And an awesome cannon!

Together: Please welcome SAMUS!

Samus: Hello.

Audience: Sa-mus, Sa-mus, go Samus!

Waddle Dee: The next challenger in the tournament has racing style speed. One of the few winners of the prized F-Zero Grand Prix, here is...

Toad: CAPTIN CRUNCH!

Waddle Dee: Wha?

Toad: Ohh. Sorry. I mean: CAPTIN FALCON!

Audience: Go Falcon!

Captin Falcon: Show me a move!

Waddle Dee: Next,
(interrupted by audience)

Audience: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Waddle Dee: Okay...it seems the fans know who the next contender is.

Audience: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(continues to scream)

Toad: WOW!

Waddle Dee: THE NEXT CONTENDER IS:

Toad: KIRBY!

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(screams for dear life)

Waddle Dee: Ow. My ears hurt.

Toad: That is if you have ears.

Waddle Dee: Oh hush. Anyway there are still two contenders left. Now if this audience becomes quiet I will say who they are.

Audience:............(falls dead silent)

Waddle Dee: The two remaining contenders are:

Toad: MARIO AND LUIGI!

Audience: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(goes insane over the statement)

Waddle Dee: Owwwww! My ears are BURNING!

Toad: Me two! On that note let's begin the matches!

THANK YOU FOR READING PART I OF MY STORY
THE SUPER SMASH SMACKDOWN
PART II WILL BE PUT ON THE SITE ON
MONDAY MARCH 26, 2001 OR
TUESDAY MARCH 27, 2001
THANK YOU!