One Fantasy to Live: Part One
We find our heros just after beating the mighty and Skanky Ultamecia. The future
looked so bright what could have possibly gone wrong...
Secne one: Squall walks into the dormitory and finds a peice of paper left carlessly on his bed and picks it up.
My beloved Squall, please meet me at the [Secret area] inside of the [Training center] for a very special surprise.
- your secret lover-
Squall thought it was one of Rinoa's stupid games. So walked down to the training center.
Surprised to see Quistis lying on a bed of rose pedals, candles lit in the moonlight.
Dressed in a see through black lace Teddi. His mouth dropped open.
Quistis: Surprise surprise, come to teacher, Squally you've been a really bad boy.
(She rolled over and reached for her Save the Queen)
Squall: You needed to talk?
Just then Rinoa comes in, and screams.
Rinoa: Squally!!! How could you! Quistis I thought you were my friend! You Bitch, I
was going to give you a friendship ring! I going back to seifer at least he respect me!
(Rinoa runs away in a hissy fit)
Squall looks around blankly.
Squall: Whatever
Scene two:
Two months later...
Since the "incident" Rinoa ran off to Seifers posse which now include, seifer, Rinoa,
Selphie, and a stray Moomba. Selphie turned against Squall since Quistis and Irvine ran
off to Las Vegas. On the other side is Squall, Laguna, Zell and Angelo. Angelo left
Rinoa because she smelled like hookers crotch. Edea is neutral suppossidly. They each have there own secret base,
uunfourtantly right next to each other. Selphie guards Seifers side and Laguna Squalls. Moomba and Angelo happen to
be gay lovers and are angry over the split. The scene opens at Edeas Manwhoare Mansion were Moonba and
Angelo in a panicked state.
Moonba: Edea, what are we going to do!? Rinoas pregnant with Seifers baby! What are we going do? What
are we going to do? What are we going to-(Moonba is stopped by a slap across the face from Angelo)
Edea: Is there a problem with that?
Moonba: But Squall and Rinoa were ment to be together, everyone knows that!
Edea (under her breath): Leather pants, Squall
Moonba: What are we going to do though! (He stops suddenly seeing angelo raise his hand again)
Edea (distracted for a moment as a manwhore walks by): Well you need to get them back together.
Moonba: Quit telling me things I already know, now get in the kitchen and make me a pie! (He jumps on Angelo backs and
rides away)
Story swichtches to Rinoa and Seifer lying in bed, (Fully clothed. Rinoa attemps to talk to Seifer about their relationship)
Rinoa: Where do you see us in ten years Seify?
Seifer:What? I don't know umm in bed (Rinoa slaps him)
Rinoa: What if I have something important to tell you...
Seifer: Like what?
Rinoa: Umm nothing, lets go to bed.
Story swithches to Squall and Laguna fighting.
Squall: Just because your my father dosen't mean you have any say in what I do. So if I want to go to cid's whoarehouse I
can. I'm a Seed.
Laguna:Your my son and your so darn awful cute, I care about you. what about that Rinoa girl?
Squall: Rinoa? That whore I heard she was pregnant with seifer's lovechild.
Laguna: But I thought you loved her?
Squall: Quit trying to judge me!( Squall walks away to go to seek her advice)
Story switches to Zell and Selphie talking over the wall.
Selphie: Zell! Stop trying to look down my dress!
Zell: Major PMSing!
Selphie: Well see who's PMSing when I blow up that little thing you call a satisfier between your legs.
(Just then Rinoa walks by)
Zell: Hows are little Mother doing?
Rinoa: What?! How do you know about it?
Zell: A little bird told me
Rinoa: Fuck that Moonba!
Zell: Imagine what would happen if your little Seify found out.
Rinoa: You Bastard, you wouldn't!
Zell: You bet your sweet ass I will, unless you make Selphie flash me!
Selphie: Rinoa...
Rinoa (in her annoying high pitched voice): Please, Selphie...
Selphie: Do I have to...
Rinoa: Yes!
Selphie: Ok...
(Selphie flashes Zell. His eyes light up and he gose skipping away)
Selphie straitens her self up.
Story switches to Moonba and Angelo, there back at Edeas ManWhore Mansion. Squall bends over to retreve
Edea's pen and she looks longingly at his ass.
Edea: Have you been working out, Squall? ( Edea said while twirling her hair)
Squall: Whatever.
Edea: You don't have to pretend with me, I see the way you look at me.
Squall: Whatever
(Angelo coughs a little bit louder than he has been for the past miniutes)
Edea: Oh, hello. Can I help you?
Moonba: Yea you can get Squall and Rinoa back together (he said cocky)
Squall: What that whore, not if she begged.
Moonba: She really wants to talk to you
Squall: Whatever
(Squall leaves with the Moonba and Angelo)
Story switches to Squall talking to Laguna and Zell.
Squall: Should I really get back together with Rinoa.
Zell: What do we look like, your girlfriends, Gayass. If really like her just wach her just change through the window, works for me with Selphie.
Squall (under his breath): Sick, Fuck.
Laguna: Hows about you and me son have a father to son talk about women.
Squall: Heres my plan, you go distract Selphie by any means and all go sneak in to talk to Rinoa.
Laguna: What about our talk?
Squall: Just leave.
(Laguna leaves to go talk to Selphie)
Selphie: Hi Laguna! (and giggles)
Laguna (Flately): You sure look hot tonight
(Squall gives him a look)
Selphie: I have a big chest. (twiltles her hair)
Laguna(in fake enthusian): how about you and me hit the sack!
Selphie: Sure Sir Laguna! (Scene ends with Selphie all over Laguna, Squall sneaks by in disgust)
(Squall reaches Rinoa's bathroom and hears her crying, he opens the door)
Squall: Whats up?
(Rinoa hugs Squall tightly)
Rinoa: What am I going to do Squally? I'm pregnant with Seifer's baby, I didn't even know we had gone all the way yet!
I love you Squall I just got angry when I saw you and Quistis!
Squall: whoa, whoa, nothing happend between us
Rinoa: It's all right I forgive you.
Squall: Nothing happend!
Rinoa: You to were totally doing it, I think?
Squall: Whatever
Rinoa: Don't make me look elintelligent
Squall: You mean unintelligent
Rinoa: Quit being such a smarty pants!
(Rinoa walks away)
Story switches to an exausted Laguna and Selphie.
Selphie: 14 times, I think that's a record! Tee hee
Laguna ( totally exausted and half dead): Please, more.
Selphie: But I have to get back to my station!
(As Laguna rolls over and Selphie as Zell walks in. chunks of hot dog chunks come flying out of his mouth)
Zell: What the Frick!
Selphie chuckles.
Selphie: Laguna was being a bad boy and I had to teach him a lesson (pulls out her Numchucks, and giggles)
Zell: Everyone get your sorry asses out here.
(Everyone comes running out)
Zell: Now you two(points at Selphie and Laguna) I'm not even going to talk about your age diffrence, my god Selphie it's like
your screwing your father! And Edea, what's up with your horney ass, drolling at a kid half your age. And Rinoa you Ditz!
Are you sure your pregnant? You're sure as hell acting PMSy lately.
Seifer: Your pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell: Duhh dip-shit everyones been talking about it for days on end. And Laguana you pansie ass what the hell do you do
everything that your son tells you to do? God dude you were the president of Esthar!Rinoa,Squall(pushing them towards each other) get your sorry asses back toghether!Selphie get your big chest over here now and give me some lovin' I am on this
adreniline rush and fellin' hot!
Selphie: I never saw this side of you! (Pulls Zell close and kisses him)
(Rinoa and Squall do the same)
(Laguna and Seifer look at each other longingly, but run away at the thought)
(Edea stands there, bows her head and lets out a sad sigh)
THE END
Elle's author note: ok we came up with this on one boring ass day, hope you think it's as funny and disgusting as we did!
FuFuDeville's author note: Wow Elle thoughs past 3 and a half hours just flew by huh? Well first of all I'd like to ask that you
don't hate me(I saw what happend to Kate). This is my first try at writing fanfic but what is really sad is that I didn't even play
the game.But elle did and since she showed and told me all the main points (and the action figures) we decided to write this.
Look for my writing in the X-Files fanfic(that's my true obbsession).