I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB! (and yes I decided to make it a one-shot, unless you want me to add fluff chapters... 3)

"Tamaki!!!!" Renge called out.
He grunted. "Ugh, what?"
"Is Haruhi going to be back anytime soon today?" Renge sweetly asked.
"No, it's Saturday. She doesn't come to school on Saturday." Tamaki said.
"Then why are you here?"
"To wait for you, my princess."

I HATED Tamaki. He just didn't seem to get I didn't LIKE HIM! I mean seriously, all of those shallow girls who liked him were complete idoits! I mean seriously, how can they not know that it was all fake? When he talks from the heart, which he did with only Haruhi, he wasn't flirtatious or anything. He was smart and kind... It was horrible!

I sat down next to my ex-fiance' Kyoya and sighed, "How is that idoit your best friend?"

Kyoya shook his head and replied, "I ask myself that all the time." I looked to him with hate in my eyes. He was such a player! Making girls fall in love with him. Psht. I wouldn't be fooled by those tricks.

Tamaki screamed, "MOMMMY! THE TWINS ARE BEING MEEANNN!"

Kyoya didn't even look up but I saw exactly what happened. They both went around behind him and gave him a wet willy. He he. While Kyoya replied, "Twins stop being mean to Tamaki," in a tired voice I ran up to the twins and gave them a high five.

I whispered in their ear, "Now if you could only find a way to top that... I mean but it would be impossible." The twins gave Renge a michevious grin and said, "We can, you otaku!"

I ran over to the corner and pretended to cry when I knew my plan worked. He he he. Tamaki wouldn't be playing with girls hearts anymore.

Tamaki was chasing the twins around for the third time today. The twins were barely doing anything to him. I frowned. How did everyone love this stupid "King IDOIT!" I sat on the couch and thought about my evil plan when I saw Tamaki sit in his corner and cry. I laughed a bit but covered it by a cough. Tamaki saw that and came back into his idoit smile and sat next to me. "Why are you laughing, princess?"

I replied, "I'm not. I'm coughing. See?" (coughs a few more times)

Tamaki laughed and replied, "Oh, well sorry. You know, just because I want to make a lot of girls happy and it makes me happy doesn't mean that I'm a player. One girl could hold my heart... If she could see." Renge crinkled her nose and cussed under her breath. "What?"

Renge sighed, "Well you're not an idoit so it's getting somewhat hard for me to hate you, which I still do btw. Whenever you do that stupid act."

Tamaki bounced and said, "REALLY?!?!" He gave a heart breaking smile before he started to pose around the room.

Renge screamed, "UGH! AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU COULD BE MATURE! YOU IDOIT!" Tamaki went to his corner and started to grow mushrooms while Renge rushed out of the room. Everyone in the Host Club was smiling. Maybe this was the beginning of something more?