A Harry Potter madlib

by ex-LongLongHair

This is what is known as a madlib. You fill in the blanks and come up with an (almost) original HP fanfic! Please come and try. All are relatively funny. You don't need much, just a mouse and your clicking finger! Even if you have no idea what I'm going o

1. Mwahahaha!

A/N: Alrighty then. Playing with computer programs can be frustrating at times. After looking at someone else's "madlibs" using forms, I decided to do the same. So here it is.

One fine day in the Gryffindor common room...

Harry: Hey, where's my ... wand broomstick cloak and dagger underwear Charms textbook ?

Ron: I dunno. Maybe ... Hermione Draco Malfoy Professor McGonagall Professor Snape Filch has got it.

Harry: I really doubt that.

Ron: You never know. Remember that time when ... Parvati Pansy Mrs Norris Goyle Ginny had your ... Glasses Toothbrush Left shoe Sneakoscope Toenail clippings ?

Harry: Yeah. That was the most ... embarrassing annoying confusing stupefying shocking ... day night evening afternoon morning of my life.

Ron: Oh dear. I seem to have my ... robes hair finger nose homework stuck ... under the chair on the door handle to the window in the fireplace up my nose , and I can't get it unstuck.

Harry: Here, let me help you with that. (Yanks hard on offending ... robes hair finger nose homework . They both end up ... flying head first into the fireplace unconscious on the sheepskin rug lying on a table nearly getting impaled on a sharp stick on top of an unsuspecting Hermione. )

Hermione: (Jumps up) Hey, watch it, you two! You nearly ... broke your necks killed yourselves broke the table and ruined my homework got killed killed me by suffocation! !

Harry: Oh, sorry, Hermione. We didn't notice, um...

Hermione: How could you not notice ... my new hair style my concern I was there your almost certain death the sign , you ... low down, stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf herders imbeciles idiots adorable dingdongs hunks ?

Ron: Erm...I dunno. (Scratches ... head arm leg stomach foot furiously, then pulls several ... bits of fluff mice bats dusty lollies week-old biscuits out of pockets and offers them to Harry and Hermione.) You want one?

Harry: ... Thanks, but no thanks. Sure. Don't be stupid. I'd love one! What flavours do you have? What the hell are they?

Ron: ... The purple ones are really nice. I like the green ones, personally. Sure you don't want one, Hermione? The grey ones are bland at the best of times. How about some apple seeds?

Hermione: Are you sure they're ... safe legal nice up for offer what they're supposed to be ?

Ron: Don't worry. Everything will be just fine.

Harry: Uh oh. I think I see my missing ... wand broomstick cloak and dagger underwear Charms textbook . It's ... flying around sitting on in on top of been ripped apart by ... Neville's bedside table the quidditch field the Forbidden Forest Lavender's bookbag Snape's head .

Ron: What is it doing there?

Hermione: It looks like-yes, it's ... just lying there eating a lamb chop doing the tango cavorting with a chicken dismantling Snape's desk !

Harry: Okay. Maybe we should all go to Hogsmeade and get some ... fresh air catnip burgers acid pops with real acid potting mix ? ... Nitric acid Gooseberry Sealing wax Burnt rubber Jalapeno is the flavour of the week.

Hermione: Yes. That's a really good idea.

Ron: Well, what are we waiting for?

A/N: Okay. I know that had no plot. But it was funny, wasn't it? Please tell me. My email is twelveeyes@hotmail.com if you don't want to review this. Even if you don't want to review, you can flame. Or something like that.