Sooo I was reading Furuba (Fruit Basket) when I came across this scene… and my dirty little mind went to work (did I mention before that I looove this type of story?). BTW this is my take on Book 9, Chapter 52. And what ever is italicized is taken straight from the story. I don't own it; I'm just using it for now.

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"Shishou; get out!"

Kunimitsu looked up in surprise as Kazuma Sohma "Shishou" was pushed roughly out of the kitchen. The door shammed and the man known as Shishou smirked.

"What's going on?" Kunimitsu asked and the smirk disappered.

"I've been banished."

"Tried to cook again Shishou?" Kunimitsu sighed. The man was so absent-minded when it came to cooking. He HAD warned him not to read while cooking and apparently he had gone and done it anyway. "Who's in there now?"

"Oh, Kyo and a friend of his- Tohru Honda-san"

"Really?" Kunimitsu leaned toward the door.

"Now, now, Kunimitsu, spying is a very bad habit."

"Okay! Let's get this over with!"

"Y-yes!"

"You're undoing your hair?"

"On second thought…" Shishou leaned toward the door.

"It's fine." That must be this Tohru Honda-san, Kunimitsu decided.

"Well okay." That was Kyo. Kunimitsu decided that he sounded very apprehensive. "If you're sure…"

"I'm sure."

"Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?"

"Of course, why wouldn't I?"

"It's just tha…" Kyo never finished his sentence. "What are you…?!"

There was a thump and a crash and then:

"Ohhh!"

Shishou and Kunimitsu looked at each other. What the… that was Kyo! And why was he moaning…

"Kyo-kun, I'm sorry!"

"I'm fine." He said it very slowly as if he were in pain.

"Oh no; you're bleeding!"

"No I'm not!"

"Let me see, Kyo-kun. Please stop covering up." The two outside turned red.

"It's nothing, I'm fine."

"But you're hurt… and then you can't… I want you to do it too! Shishou-san would be so happy if you…" Tohru sounded distressed.

I wanted them to do that? Shishou was confused. He glanced over at Kunimitsu who was looking at him with something like shock on his face.

There was more moving around coming from behind the door and both turned back to their listening posts.

"Come here, I can still do it."

"But you're hurt!" Tohru protested. Shishou thought that it sounded like she went over there anyway.

Silence fell on the two inside the kitchen.

"Kyo-kun…" Tohru whispered. She sounded out of breath.

"Don't cry." Kyo's voice was gruff. "I can still…"

"NO YOU CAN'T!!" Shishou nearly fell over. Who knew Tohru-san could get so loud?

"Tohru…"

"You can't and it's my fault so I will do it for you!"

Kyo can't argue with that, Kunimitsu thought. Something moved out of the corner of his eye and he stood up quickly as the dojo master reached for the sliding door.

"Shishou! What are you doing? We can't…" He hissed. But it was too late. Kunimitsu ran after the Sohma.

"Kyo, Tohru-san" Kunimitsu heard him say. "I don't think you're quite ready for… oh, is that what you're doing. Oh, I apologize, please keep it up Tohru-san, I know lunch will be excellent today."