This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. The fiction is inspired by 10 Things I Hate About You (I don't own that either).
Gryffindors, I cannot stand them, I really can't. But Potter, Potter is the worst of them all.
1. I hate the way he is always right
2. I hate it when he wants to pick a fight
3. I hate how he follows me around, like he wants his friends all safe and sound.
4. I hate his stupid messy mop of hair
5. I hate the way he makes me stare
6. I hate his stupid lighting mark, and how it was created by dark
7. I hate his emerald green eyes, that seems to know when I'm telling lies
8. I hate how well he handles a broom, it's just enough to make one swoon
9. I hate how nicely he filled out over the years, and he seems to sense all my fears
10. But most off all, I hate the way I don't hate Potter, not even a little bit, not even at all…