(AUTHORS NOTE: There you have it, my dear friends. Yes it is true. Celebren has FINALLY written a new story. Very funny. Hasn't every girl that's been cheated on felt this way? I think the answer to this one is a very big Hell YES!)
(Disclaimer: I solemnly swear that i do not own Drake and Josh or the song Before he Cheats By Carrie Underwood)
Oh no…this would not do…no one did this to her and got away with it unscathed. Not even HIM. She drove up to the bar where he was playing. He'd be down on the floor now probably chatting up some little tramp. When she walked through the door, she walked towards the back so he wouldn't see her. His sister had warned her about it. Too bad she didn't believe it until now…
"Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky…"
'Ugh that slut," Amelia's brown eyes shone with an angry light as she sat down with a Corona, watching the tramp grope him. She laughed as he tried to buy her a shot and she choked.
" Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink because she can't shoot whiskey…"
The guy sitting next to Amelia looked at her as she slammed the bottle down so hard it broke. She glared at the two people making there way up to the pool table…
"Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing her how to shoot a combo…"
"And he don't know…."
'That's it," she thought as she stormed out to her car and grabbed what ammo she could.
"That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive…"She walked calmly along the side of the Falcon, with an evil grin on her face….this was it…this was her revenge….she opened the door and sat down on the passenger seat…
"Carved my name into the leather seat…."
She grinned and cackled. Sweet revenge is all too much fun. Walking back to her car, she grabbed her weapon of choice….a bat…his bat from baseball practice….
"I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights…slashed a hole in all four tires…."
"Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats," she said aloud, sighing and getting up from beside the back wheels.
She got back into her car and sped away, leaving a trail of dust in her wake….
The two "lovers" walked out to his car. His pride and joy was now his apparent misery…the girl took one look on the inside at the name in the seat. She looked a little lost and angry….
"I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl, because the next time that he cheats…oh it wont be on me!"
He kicked the air, bringing up all the dust again from the dirt parking lot. The little blonde walked away, but not before punching him in the face.
Poor, poor Drake Parker…He should have known better than that …Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.