JACKASS: THE ULTIMATE ANIME X-OVERS EDITION!

Disclaimer: I do not own the following animes/mangas that will be used for the ULTIMATE ANIME X-OVER that will be BIG!! Also, I do not own the Jackass TV series. They are made by MTV and Johnny Knoxville.

WARNING: The following fic contains a HUGE, INSANE, and LETHAL amount of crazy, deadly, and dangerous stunts that are performed by the professionals. The producers of this fanfiction accordingly must insist that no one should re-create or re-enact the stunts read on this story...whatever. Can I have my paycheque now?

The show starts off in a cobblestoned street which seems unusually empty. Smoke comes from the pipes and sewer drains to set up the mood on the setting. Then after that, we see five male shadows appear on a thick cloud of smoke in front of the camera. The smoke slowly reveals the male crewmates of the Straw Hat pirate crew standing there, slightly making poses on the middle of the street. After a few seconds, Luffy speaks.

"Hey, I'm Monkey D. Luffy..." he introduced.

"I'm swordsman Roronoa Zoro..." the strong, 19-year-old spoke.

"Hi, I'm the brave Usopp!" he then posed with a slingshot of his.

"What's shaking? I'm Sanji..." he took a drag from his cigarette then breathed out a small puff of smoke.

"Hey everybody, I'm Tony Tony Chopper!" the small reindeer smiled.

Suddenly, the wooden windows open on the buildings that the street is between them. The opened-up windows reveal familiar characters from One Piece, including Ace, Robin, Brooke, and etcetera.

"AND WE'RE THE GUYS FROM ONE PIECE!" they all introduced.

Suddenly, the ground shakes a bit then came the people from other animes.

"Hey, we're the cast from Naruto!" Naruto introduced the cast that was on the right sidewalk.

"We're the cast from Bleach!" Ichigo introduced his gang of people on the left sidewalk.

"We're the cast from Full Metal Alchemist!" Ed introduced his group on the upper right of the sidewalk.

"Hey guys! We're the group of guys from Death Note!" L said next to Light.

"Hello everybody!" Goku shouted. "We're the DragonBall Z crew!"

"Hey dudes! I'm Kira Yamato..." the brown-haired GUNDAM pilot said.

"And I'm Athrun Zala..." the blue-haired man also introduced.

"We're the Gundam Seed crew!" then the group cheered.

"Hi, I'm Kiyo..." the teen said.

"And I'm Zatch..." the mamodo also spoke.

"And we're the cast from Zatch Bell!!" they all introduced.

Finally, the InuYasha crew comes in at the upper left sidewalk.

"Hi, I'm InuYasha..."

"...AND THIS IS THE CAST FROM INUYASHA!!" his group of people cheered loudly.

"...WELCOME TO JACKASS!!" all of the people in the setting shouted out loud.

All of a sudden, a loud and heavy shake occurs on the ground. The people on the street try to maintain their balance as they tried to know where the noise came from. Then, some people spot running and charging bulls from the back of the street, aiming right for them. A hundred thousand bulls came running at a fast rate of speed. The people on the ground scramble and run for cover, as they were chased by the angry company of bulls charging at them.

A few people went flying as the bulls had attacked them from behind. The very big group of people ran for their lives, as the rampaging bulls rushed at them. One bull charges right at the camera, then the intro starts.

This time, an extended version of the intro plays as the words "JACKASS: ULTIMATE X-OVERS EDITION" are placed on the black background, with the word "ULTIMATE" in red and army Stencil font. The song plays, as very several counts of snippet previews play. Snippets, such as Kira getting tasered by his friends, Naruto challenging Sasuke to see who would survive in a piranha tank, and Zoro trying to get cheese going through a lot of mouse traps. At the end of the intro, the last preview shows Luffy flying through 12 flaming rings before crash-landing on the middle of the target destination.

A/N: This is just the intro. More to be completed soon enough!