Bad Romance, Rodolphus and Bellatrix Lestrange
The Lady Gaga song could've been written word for word for them, so had to write the fan fiche to match. We hope your spooky little dark heart enjoys!
Chapter 1, I want your love and your revenge
Bellatrix crowed with laughter, her wand sticking literally through the chest of her mark, blood jetting out and covering her in a warm red mist.
"Now that's class," Rodolphus called, his laughter mingling appreciatively with his wife's as he came to stand beside her. His look was admiring as he took in the way the blood caused her robes to cling to her figure.
"Don't change your clothes before bed,"' he requested huskily.
"I can't go in to report looking like this so you'll have to do it alone," she reasoned, drawing her wand from the dead Muggle's chest with a satisfying sucking sound.
"Leave the wand bloody too,"' Rodolphus said, still distracted by romantic thoughts. "I like the wand bloody when you crucio me. I think it actually enhances it."
Bellatrix frowned in thought. "Hm. Now that's interesting!"
"I want you riding me with that bloody wand in one hand," Rodolphus said, leaning toward her to growl his request low into her ear. Bellatrix felt herself shivering in anticipation.
"Oh yes," she agreed breathy. "Get to the stupid Ministry and make your report. I'll meet you at the compound."
They lived in a shared facility with other persons of special ministry employ. Most people believed Bellatrix Lestrange had actually gotten herself killed by the likes of stupid Molly Weasley and that Rod still rotted away in Azkaban, but the truth was they were now Ministry black ops after giving unbreakables not to ever betray the Ministry. They didn't do this out of any loyalty, of course. They did it to be free of Azkaban. The ministry had finally wised up and decided using their abilities was better than letting them rot in prison along with the minds that housed them.
The Muggle they'd just killed had discovered magic and was attempting to blackmail the ministry so he had to go. He was wealthy and could have some backing if allowed to live. Bella and Rod to the rescue again!