Why did I agree to go out with the guys tonight? Why on God's green earth did I come? I guess I thought it would be fun, a nice time away from work. I might even appear like I had a life. Of course I was optimistic, before I found out they invited her! But they say pessimists used to be optimists, until they saw the real world. Well all I can say is my glass was turned upside down and it's now half empty. It's only half empty cause that blonde bitch stole my damn drink and drank it; bitch. I don't really hate her, I mean I do, but I don't. I hate her for making me fall for her. Her smile, her laugh, her eyes, her body; damn she was one fine woman. Still I hate her because she made me fall for her. So now I'm in love with that blonde bitch, and there is no way to stop it. Basically at this very moment, Warrick and her are having sex on the dance floor; figuratively speaking. I always knew they had a thing, but it never really bothered me; until now. I'm sitting here fuming with jealousy, slugging back beers to make myself emotionally numb. Unfortunately it's not working and I'm still jealous. Oh shit, the song ended and they're headed back to the table. Okay Sara, look…not jealous. "Sara?" Oh shit, she's talking to me, work mouth work.
"Yeah?" Oh way to go ace! You couldn't come up with anything more intelligent! She's going to think you're a fucking idiot, not that she doesn't think that anyways. whatever, it' just Catherine after all. Wow, is that really the only excuse my brain can come up with? It's just Catherine. Wow, did someone slip something into my drink because that last statement was fucked; figuratively.
"Wanna dance?" Holy fuck me now! What did she just say? If my brain was working properly…oh wait it is. She just asked me to dance! Okay, now I just need to get up. Good I'm standing, now just grab her hand, good. Lead her to the floor, good. Wait where is she going? She's walking away, wow I feel like an ass. What the hell did I do now? Wait, she's talking to the DJ, I'm assuming she's requesting a song. Good God she pointed at me; fuck. She's walking back, look alive Sidle! What the hell is that song, I know it. It's so slow. okay right, slow dancing, how does that work again? Damn it I need to function right now! Holy mother of Warrick Brown, Catherine's hands are around my neck and she's moving. Okay, my hands are on her hips, we're good. Now am I even still breathing? … Yup, and we're good. Ohmigod, her head in on my shoulder, I can feel her breathing! Jesus Christ this either one evil dream or one hell of a way to die! Okay so I'm dancing with Catherine Willows, I can feel my heart in my chest beating like a race horse, if it were a heart of course, and I'm getting a warm sensation all over. Oh wow, I do know this song; Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls? Why? Why did she have to pick the most romantic song out there? Unless… No Sara, not going to happen. Oh thank God the song is over, but she hasn't moved. What the hell?! Woman get off me before I burst into flames. "Sara." Did I hear her say my name, that was so low, so…wow, she looks gorgeous, those blue eyes. I could get lost fo…FOCUS WOMAN!
"Catherine." Great now you're telling her, her name. Way to fucking go Sidle. real smooth.
"I…I love you." Gorgeousblondesaywhat?! Did she just say that?! Did those words just come out of her mouth?! Oh my fucking shit I think I may just melt here!! Okay Sara, say it back…Say it…Say it…SAY IT GOD DAMN IT!!
"I love you too." Fuck me now, her lips are on mine, Ohmigod Ohmigod Ohmigod! This is amazing. This can't be fucking happening. Holy fuck my mind swears a lot.