The Pre-thing…
Shit happens. Like my half-bro's existence. Oh well. I'm Elisa and this is my sham of a life. My mum hates me, my step-dad/pedo bastard hates me, my half-bro evidently hates me, my twin slut hates me… pretty much everybody in this hellhole of a house hates me apart from my always awesome step-bro Jack. And also Scrubadubdubthreemeninatub (aka Scrubbi) the cat. Aside those 2, the whole family is against me. Even Arnaud's dog Cheesyfeet hates me. Jack is awesome and he's actually liked. Jealousy…
At school I have 2 friends: Jack (duh) and Meryl (bff since preschool). Even teachers hate me. Like Ms Crosenwell, my Maths teacher. She is the definition of tight-faced bitch. She has something against me because of my opinion about algebra (uselessssssssss). Biased bitch.
So this is me – The Incredible Unlucky Shambles Of A Person Who Is A Waste Of Existence. Sigh.