Ok, you know when Percy Jackson says the beach is only visible to demigods, gods and really lost pizza delivery guys? Well, if there's anything about it in the Titan's curse or The Lost Hero I'm sorry, I have to wait until the 4th of June before I can read them. So I made up this story about the lost pizza delivery guy, all in his POV.

I'm Marcus and I work at a pizza place. I'm going to tell you about the time I got lost on a beach that doesn't exist.

That afternoon we got an order for 5 peperonies to deliver to a place called Half Blood Hill. The order said to leave them at the bottom where I'd find the cash, but it looked like a strawberry field to me, so seeing as I didn't want good pizza to go to waste, I climbed up to the top.

Now, I've seen some pretty weird things in my life. I saw a man with one eye and some centaurs once. I even saw a woman with claws, red eyes and literally flaming hair fighting a little boy with a sword! I've never told anybody this of course, 'cause then it'd be straightjacket and asylum before you can say . Once a guy said I saw through the "Mist", whatever that means. His name was Crusty, he tried to stretch me to death.

So, anyway, when I got to the top of the hill I saw this camp. I stepped forwards but I couldn't get through the entrance arch. I saw lots of cabins inside. A little girl with blue eyes and blond hair was sitting on the porch of cabin 11. She was holding a huge bronze knife. Terrified I ran, following what seemed to be a forcefield around the camp.

Soon I arrived at a beach, where I saw a guy manipulating water to form a flower and handing it to a girl with grey eyes and blond curls like Cinderella's.

"AAAGHHHH!" I yelled. I was loosing it! The young couple turned towards me, sword and knife in hand. When they saw me their eyes widened.

They looked at each other and both muttered: "The Stolls."

Then the girl figment of my imagination (FOMI) said: "You are dreaming. You will wake in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1" Something thumped my head and I passed out.

When I woke up the boy figment of my imagination was there. "Hello sir, are you all right? You jumped out of the forest and fainted. This is Camp Half Blood, a camp made to resemble Ancient Greece. We even have fake swords! Why don't you come to the reception? I'm Percy.

I accepted what he said without question. It made more sense than what I'd dreamt. Maybe one day I'd send my kids here!

The End

Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it!