Title: Appetite
Rating: K
Genre: Humor
Summary: "You will eat it and you will like it!" Sakura cooks for dinner, Sasuke and Naruto are less than enthused. Short Team 7 Drabble.
A/N: Short little team seven drabble. I had a lot of fun writing this, hope you have as much fun reading it.
Appetite
Kakashi would muse later that he had no idea how a certain pink-haired kunoichi had convinced all of Team Seven to come to her house for dinner. Yet there they were, three men who looked like they were being sent to their deaths.
Or at least sentenced to long amounts of time in a maximum security facility.
Sakura brought out three bowls of suspicious looking curry, each man eyed their respective bowl apprehensively.
Sakura sat down opposite three of the, arguably, strongest men in Konoha and spoke,
"And there you go! Sakura's famous spicy chicken curry special! Well, what are you waiting for? Dig in!"
Sakura was greeted with cold blank silence until Naruto ventured tentatively,
"Famous for what exactly?"
Sakura's eyes narrowed and her aura changed drastically.
"For its wonderful taste" She said in a harsh tone.
Each man stared at their bowl. Kakashi began to wish that an ANBU captain would show up on the windowsill (as they were wont to do) and declare that he had to go on a two month S-rank mission. He was pretty sure that would be ten times better than sitting through this akward silence.
"Well?" Sakura prompted.
"Heh heh! I'm actually not very hungry Sakura-chan. You see Iruka-sensei treated us to ramen right before we came over, ne Sasuke?"
Naruto stood up and began inching his way towards the door.
"Aa" Saske agreed and also stood up.
Kakashi sensing that quite a bit of blood was going to be spilt stayed put. He was so much smarter than his two students.
"So we'll see you tomorrow during training. Bye!"
And at that Naruto and Sasuke both made a hysterical dash towards the door. Sakura, however, was quicker.
She caught each boy by the scruff of their necks and dragged them back into their chairs.
"I spent two hours cooking this food!" She yelled. "You will eat it and you will like it!"
"But Sakura-chan?"
"No buts Naruto! Now you will eat it out of your own free will or I will not hesitate to stuff this entire bowl down your throat." Sakura yelled at him
Kakashi did not doubt that she would do just that.
Naruto then hastily took a bite, Sasuke following suit. Silence followed while the boys swallowed.
"That actually wasn't bad Sakura-chan?"
Sakura smiled, "really?"
"Yeah, it's actually kind of…" Naruto trailed off as his eyes widened.
"What is it Naruto?"
Sasuke, whose eyes had actually begun to water asked, "How much pepper did you put in this Sakura?"
"I don't really remember. I was missing half of the recipe so I just kind of made it up as I went along."
Sasuke ran to the fridge nearly wrenching the door off its hinges and began guzzling a large bottle of water.
"Aaaaah!" Naruto ran to the sink and put his mouth under the faucet.
Sakura ran over to Sasuke and started wringing her fingers together, "Sasuke-kun, are you okay? I didn't think it would be too hot."
"Too hot? My mouth is on fire, Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled
Sasuke nodded.
"It wasn't that bad." Sakura said in a small voice.
"It was terrible!" Naruto shouted.
"You idiot!" Sakura turned red and then commenced to beat Naruto over the head. Sasuke continued to guzzle water
Kakashi took the opportunity to throw his curry out of a nearby window. He then proceeded to take out his trusty Icha Icha Paradise. Before he began to read he took one last look at his team. Sakura was still beating Naruto.
He suspected, dinner with Team Seven would never be uneventful.
A/N: Reviews appreciated.