I don't own Twilight. *sighs*
True Story: I once went through the whole Twilight movie, not knowing I was saying all the lines until my Mom yelled at me to stop.
I had this crush. His code name was Edward. Now I realize that he repulses me. Does this mean I hate Edward, too?
When someone asks who my perfect guy would be, I ask if vampires count.
Edward: Bella, you do know that the microwave isn't a T.V., right?
Bella: Shhh, Edward, I'm trying to watch the end of a show!
*BEEP*
Bella: Ok, Edward, what were you saying? My show's over, so I can talk.
Charlie: Oh, my Kid Cuisine meal's done. *opens microwave*
Bella: CHARLIE!! YOU BROKE THE T.V.!!!
Edward: Bella, we need to talk.
(Scene Mass Up)
Bella: Edward, I know what you are.
Edward: Say it, out loud, SAY IT.
Bella: There's no need to shout, Edward!
Edward: Oh, I'm sorry. As you were saying?
Bella: Oh yeah, so you're a werewolf, right?
Edward: What the heck, Bella!? A werewolf!? I'm a vampire! You obviously didn't read the back cover of Twilight!
Bella: That stupid vampire book? Why on Earth would I read that crap!?
In Social Studies, we talked about how many people died in the outbreak of Spanish Influenza in 1918. I almost raised my hand and told the teacher that one became a vampire, so they all didn't die. Carlisle saved one!
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I reenact random scenes from the movie. Once my mom walked in the room when I was acting out the part where we first find out that Edward's a vampire.
I think I know the series better than good old Stephenie herself. I do.
I'm staying up to make this (idk what this is but I'm gonna call it a) list instead of getting sleep. :]