This is a romance/humor fic, but I posted it under humor, 'cause it's really funny! It has some violence in it. It has blood, guns, the whole load. No yaoi, though. All those depressing stories I was writing were making me sick (to me, a Duo/Hilde fic is sad…..DUO! Ashiteru, Duo!!), so I decide to write this! MUAHAHAHA!!!!
Disclaimer: If you sued me you'd get twenty-two dollars and forty-seven cents. I'm pretty dang broke! (Actually I have a penny collection worth over $5.00, so you might get a bit more…)
Every indentation is the next person talking/acting, just so you don't get confused.
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Title: Heero's True Feelings
Author: Minakku Maxwell or Yumerever or Lizz Schazar or…….(I have a lot of aliases)
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(Story opens late evening, in the Sanc Kingdom –before it was blown up- and Relena –YEURK!- and Heero are in the garden behind her institution –not the one she visits on the weekends for psychos, the other one for students- and they are having an intense conversation on a park bench. Heero talks more than usual in this fic, so please be patient! PATIENTCE IS A VIRTUE!! A VIRTUE!!!!)
"Heero, ever since I met you, I've been dying to know…What do you really feel about me *puts her hand on his chest* in here?"
"Relena, I've waited so long to tell you this. I've practiced what I'd say if you asked. Relena, I…."
"Yes, Heero? You can tell me anything."
"Relena, I…"
"Go ahead, Heero."
"Relena, I…"
"SAY IT, HEERO! SAY IT!!"
"Relena, I…..REALLY HATE YOU!!! *Pulls out a gun* THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU!!!"
"But Heero? You wouldn't….you wouldn't actually kill me, would you?"
"Yes, I would. Omae o koroso. *pulls trigger*
"Heero, that hurt!" (blood is literally pouring out of a hole in her chest)
*shoots another bullet into her chest*
"Heero!"
"WILL YOU DIE ALREADY!?!" * pulls trigger, aiming this time for her head instead*
The shot misses her head, but hits her neck, and a blue flash later her head is rolling across the ground. Heero yelps in surprise. The head rolls in front of Heero, and it turns out that Relena is really a…
"Robot? A robot? A FRICKEN' ROBOT!!!" *stomps on the mechanical head, then inspects the design of the body. A small engraved message on the back of its neck read: "GOTCHA! From: Duo!!"
Heero looks up to the a window of the institute and sees Duo looking down at him, Relena beside him, howling with laughter.
"I'll get you, Duo! Just when I thought she was finally dead……..I'll get you!"
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MUAHAHA! What will happen next? I wonder? We all know Duo won't die, because he's just too dam cute! Please review!