Note: Hetalia is not mine. If was, the Cold War would be 'Hot'. :D
Note²: Recommended for fans this wonderful pair. :3 If you don't like, don't read.
Note³:My sincere apologies to fans of Twilight. Don't worry, I have four books and I watched the movie. (But even then, I don't like the story. '-')
Literature
Real Library, London
"Hey, Arthie! Let's go play!"
"Shut up, America! I'm reading!"
Shhh!
…
"Don't you want to read with me?"
"No."
"Do you want to read newspaper with me?"
"No."
"Do you want to do crosswords?"
"No."
"Do you want to read mangá?"
"No."
"Doujinshi?"
"No."
"Yaoi?"
"Yes- ALFRED!"
Shhh!
…
"10 easy steps to create an enemy and start a war: Listen closely because we will all see this weapon used in our lives. It can be used on a society of the most ignorant to the most highly educated. We need to see their tactics as a weapon against humanity and not as truth…"
"This music is dedicated to whom? Russia? And turn the music down, because I'm trying to read!"
"Of course not!"
Shhh!
…
"Hey, Arthur!"
"What do you want?"
"I found some comics of Captain America!"
"… great. Now sit and read."
"… but I read before."
"Then read another!"
Shhh!
…
"UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"I'm cutting!"
"But you are cutting the pages of the book!"
"Yes, I am. But this book hasn't had importance, after all, talks about the history of tea… "
"ALFRED F. JONES!"
Shhh!
…
"Arthie."
"..."
"Arthie."
"..."
"Arthie."
"..."
"Arthur."
"..."
"England."
"…."
"United Kingdom."
"…"
"United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."
"… what do you want, idiot?"
"Ah, I forgot."
"ARGH!"
Shhh!
…
"What are you reading, Arthie?"
"… Twilight."
"WHAT?"
Shhh!
…
"Really?"
"What?"
"What are you reading this thing?"
"Of course not."
"Good. I prefer you read gay porn than this thing!"
"WHAT?"
Shhh!
…
"Wah!"
"What was this time…?"
"Did you see?"
"What?"
"I don't know, also I didn't see."
"…" Beat his forehead.
Shhh!
…
"… huh? Where are you going?"
"I'm going to give back this book."
"Okay!"
Shhh!
…
"Arthur, you-"
"Do you know, America? I AM TIRED! I don't want to know anything else! Why you don't you go away? You are annoying me and-"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"… what do you was talking about?
"… Nothing. Just continue."
N/A: My first fic translated in English! Wah! *-* I'm so happy!
My English is not the best. I will study more, I promise.
(I think Phrasal Verbs difficult… T-T and I need someone who can correct my fics in English…)
If you don't send me a review, the Soviet Union will look after you! (?) (… or France will visit you. ;D)
Kiss, ja ne!
Schne Hissi.