I am dedicating this fanfiction to my BFFL: Nickle (THAT RHYMES!) She's obsessed with Life With Derek, and I had to make this for her because I'm going to miss her so much! I love you, Nickle. I'll miss you; whenever you're feeling lonely, just read this, and maybe it'll cheer you up. :-)
Anyways, onto the story!
(As of this moment, George is watching Maroon 5 on TV)
George: Aw! Nora, honey, come look at this! Adam Levine is holding Tickle-Me-Elmo!
(George sighs)
George: They never had Tickle Me Elmo back in our day…
Nora: Well, they never had Derek back in our day, either, but no one seems to be complaining…
George: Derek is a totally different story, though!
Nora: (annoyed) Fine! If you want Tickle-Me-Elmo so bad, why don't you go buy it?
George: (stands up) I will!
(Marty randomly comes down the stairs and starts squashing all the bananas)
Nora: (gasps) Marty, what on earth are you doing!?
Marty: I'm making sure the banana army won't attack us in our sleep!
--The Directors screams "Cut!" and stops the whole scene--
(Director turns to Ariel)
Director: What are you doing? That wasn't in the script!
Ariel: It's a weird story, actually. I woke up this morning and some weird girl called, "Amanda" was complaining to me about some banana army…
Director: (looks around the set) Okay, who's making prank calls?
John: Well, my son got the same call from another girl, yesterday. (Starts recalling what happened yesterday)
(Flashback)
The telephone line is ringing.
"I'll get it!" Stuart yells.
Stuart dashed to the phone and picked it up hastily.
"Hello?"
On the other line of the phone, Stuart heard whispers. Then someone said, "Hi, is this the Ralston residence?"
"Um, yeah…But who's this"
Stuart then heard squeals and screams of joy.
A different voice came on the phone.
"Stuart Ralston? Son of THE John Ralston?"
A look of confusion swept over Stuart's face.
"Uh, yes ma'am."
"Can I speak to your daddy, please?
"My mommy always told me that—"
"OH YOU'RE MOMMY DOESN'T CARE, NOW PUT JOHNNY ON!"
Stuart cautiously put the phone on the table, and took slow steps back.
"Hello is anyone there?"
Stuart didn't utter a sound, and ran quickly towards his father's room.
"Stuart? Are you there?"
John Ralston comes down the stairs at a normal pace with Stuart hiding behind him.
Stuart says, "Daddy, I think there's a crazy lady on the phone"
The girl on the other line hears this and says, "Why you little—"
John picks up the phone, without the person knowing and says, "Excuse me?"
There was a moment of silence.
"Excuse me, my son here is a little freaked out right now. Can you tell me who you are?"
NEXT CHAPTER: Nickle talks to JOHN RALSTON (I'm a little scared of writing this chapter…)
Before anyone says how weird this is, it's for my friend who's moving to Pennsylvania…and she LOVES John Ralston (don't ask me why) and Maroon 5 and all that junk (but she is LITERALLY obsessed.) So, please, no nasty comments. I just wanted her to get a good laugh out of this.