WHASSUP MAH LITTLE POPSICLES?!

Yeah, TASHA KATHRYN'S BACK! WHO MISSED ME?!

Oh no, she's back.

HI JESS.

No one misses you. Now go back and do whatever you have to do/ some work you are postponing.

But I don't have any work to do *hiding the time schedule behind back*

You are babysitting six children, two of which are locked up in the bedroom having a time out because they tore your phone cover. Two out of the remaining four are sliding down the stairs on a sled and the other two are making a soap smoothie in the kitchen to see if bubbles can come out of their rear end when they drink it. And you are writing a fanfiction...

YUP, I HAVE NO WORK AT ALL

THAT KID SKINNED HER KNEE

It's just a skinned knee. She'll live. Anyway, for the most amazing news EVER:

I finally read The Burning Maze.

I read Rainbow Rowell's 'Carry On' and 'Fangirl'.

For the worst news ever:

I searched for SnowBaz/Solangelo fanfictions and to my dismay I found ONLY ONE IN THIS ENTIRE FRIGGIN SITE

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(SPOILER) JASON DIES IN BURNING MAZE(SPOILER) I sobbed so much that Theo had to cook dinner that night (YAAY, THAT MEANT SPAGHETTI) and calmed me down by reading 15 Solangelo fanfictions and pretending to be Will (While I brooded like Nico).

So now for the good news:

I am obsessed with SnowBaz. (Just a wee bit below Solangelo, but obsessed nonetheless) Lack of SnowBaz fanfictions on this site has disappointed me.

I am going to write SnowBaz/Solangelo fanfiction. RIGHT NOW. (This takes place during no specific time line, Jason is alive, don't worry)

Christ, did I just type 338 words for an intro?

When someone says 'cutest couple' in Camp Half Blood, they mean 'is-there-something-more-adorable-than-a-dark-haired-brooding-guy-and-a-blonde-happy-guy-going-out?'

Of course, Aphrodite Cabin would dress you up to death if you said otherwise, or curse you to suffer from chipped nails, or a bad case of zits. As a victim of all the forementioned, I can safely say that I do not want to undergo them again. Oh, the horror!

Today was none other than the Camp's cutest couple's anniversary. The Aphrodite Cabin took charge to see to the needs of the celebration, headed by Piper. Even the Ares Cabin cowered in fear as she marched past, determined to see the celebration perfect.

"HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ADDING BABY BLUE," She screamed. " WE NEED MORE OF A GENTLE SKY BLUE. THIS ALL WRONG. YOU ARE WRONG."

"B-But we don't have more sky blue..." Stuttered the poor son of Hermes.

"THEN GO FIND WHERE CAN GET SOME MORE SKY BLUE RIBBONS!"

"Whoa, guys, what's with the decorations- Oh no. Oh no. No. PIPER?!"

"Yes, Nico? Oh, um, we're totally making this first anniversary of yours the best!" She squealed. "Happy first anniversary, you guys!"

"Uh, thanks, but-" Will started.

She tugged at her T-Shirt proudly, with the slogan: Solangelo: The Sun Angels and beamed like a girl on her birthday. "How do you like this shirt, guys? I got it for everyone's in Camp. Even Chiron's got one,"

"Oh Gods, you dragged Chiron into this." Nico said, face aghast. "Now he's going to officially declare two guys can't be in one room, and-"

Will looked at him. Nico flushed and immediately changed his choice of words.

"-and it's not like I have to be in a room with Will all alone or anything. But if I could I'd like to be because he's my boyfriend and all and-"

"I mean, come on. Solangelo? Are you kidding me?" Nico looked incredulous. He hiked ahead of Will, stopping once in a while to exaggerate his reactions and narrate the injustice of someone planning their anniversary.

After a while, Will laughed quietly," It's actually kind of cute, Nico. I like Solangelo."

Nico immediately stopped his rant and turned around, blushing furiously," Y-You do?"

Will took this as a chance to keep up with his boyfriend, and slipped his hand into Nico's. "Yeah. It's been a year, Nico, and..."

Nico looked on expectantly.

"...I've just been...I don't know. Kind of growing more affectionate on you. And you on me, I hope."

They both stopped walking, and Nico's idle hand found it's way into Will's other hand. They both stood face-to-face. Will gave a sincere smile and Nico nodded.

"It's a lot of affection, Will," Nico said softly, smiling. "I don't know if it's the right word to use."

"I don't if it's the right word to use yet. But," Will paused, licked his lips and took a deep breath. Nico waited patiently, smiling. "...But, I think I'm...in love with you."

Nico's dam broke and the uncontrollable smiles flooded through, laughter bubbling up with nervousness. He pushed his forehead against Will's, smiling wide as ever, even tearing up a little. "What took you so long to realise?" He whispered. "I've been in love with you since we met."

"Oh dammit, these two dorks should stop getting so adorable," Piper pulled out a hanky and wiped her eyes. "I'm going to combust because of so much fluff one day."

"Shh, Pipes! Look, they're kissing!"

Piper smacked Jason's arm. "Are you waiting for them to get nasty till you look away?!"

"I-Well, they can't exactly get nasty in the middle of the woods in broad daylight, can the-"

"Are you guys seriously having this conversation?" Annabeth whisper yelled. "There is something much important here,"

"Like the absence of blue food in the menu," Grumbled Percy. Annabeth elbowed him.

"They're making out" Squealed Jason, then fainted. Piper sighed, "This is why I never let him interfere in Aphrodite stuff,"

"Duh. He's a son of Zeus- why would you want him to interfere?" Percy asked.

"Seaweed Brain's got a point, Piper." Annabeth agreed. "And he's supposed to be the dumb one."

"Hey!"

Fingers intertwined, they walked further into the forest, Nico's head leaning on Will's shoulder as they walked. Will told him about his mom, Naomi Solace, a country singer, and how she'd met Apollo. About how he had a little sister at home. About how his ranch was. His farm. His childhood. First one-sided love. First kiss. Modern tradition.

Nico listened, enthralled, and made Will promise he'd take him to meet his family one day.

"Is your mom homophobic?" He asked at one point, brows knitted with worry. Will laughed and shook his head, putting Nico's worry to ease.

"She's okay," He told him, tugging Nico's body closer to his own, having left his hand. "She's okay."

"Okay doesn't sound convincing enough, Will," Nico said. "Are you sure?"

Will hummed in agreement silently, looking out into the forest. Nico looked at him, quite concerned. "Will? Are you okay?"

Will didn't reply. Nico immediately recoiled.

"It's okay, Will. You can talk about it when you want to. Just know that I love you."

Will looked down at him, his grip never loosening from Nico. He stared as though he was feasting his eyes.

"Why do you do that?" He asked at last.

"Do what?"

"My name in every sentence you speak."

Nico flushed, then grinned. "I don't know. I wasn't aware I was doing it, Will."

"I love you too."

"That's 23 in one day," Nico sighed loudly, contentedly, leaning against Will again.

"You counted?" Will laughed.

A loud crash and the Earth rumbling below them brought them out of their reverie and up alert.

"The Fates really hate me to pull a stunt like this on my anniversary," Nico heard Will grumble. Grinning, Nico pulled out his sword, and together they disappeared into the wilderness.