I suppose I should begin by telling you exactly what's going on for those of you that have no idea….
I wrote my first FanFic, Copycat, and at some point, people started sending characters from all sorts of stories (including Darren form an original novel by insanepersonishappy who threatened to call the villain from his novel) to me and it turned into a party! So… That's the story!
ENJOY!!
Me: (slightly slurred speech) So, I'm having a great day... Don't you think so Captain?
Jack: (swaying on his feet) Aye. It's a pirate's life, and it's a wonderful one.
Me: I'm am just soooo happy you came over!
Jack: No problem.
Me: Not only are Mr. Sparrow-
Jack: Captain!
Me: Captain Sparrow and I enjoying ourselves, but we have a few friends over as well. *hiccup* This is Neal Caffery, who I just met.
Neal: It's been a blast.
Me: We're best *hiccup* friends now. And Darren, my old buddy, (grabs Darren's shoulder) came to join us as well!
Darren: Sorry about earlier. No hard feelings?
Me: Naw... You were only following orders. Oh, and last but not least, Dr. Spencer Reid decided to join *hiccup* us! Glad you aren't weirded out by me...
Reid: You're actually kinda cool.
Me: (shocked) I'm touched! You know what this calls for...
Jack: PASS THE RUM!!
All: Whooo!
(About an hour later)
Me: You guys are the best.
Jack: Aw, you're just saying that.
Me: No! Really!
Darren: (A little tipsy) Thanks... now pass that bottle.
Me: (swaying) Nope! I promised that I wouldn't let you get too drunk.
Darren: (grumbles something)
Me: By the way, thank you Nymphadora-CullenBAU for joining the party and bringing cookies!
N-CBAU: No prob. Thanks for inviting me.
Reid: Technically, you invited yourself.
Me: So what? She brought COOKIES!!
Neal: (through a cookie) It's true, and she brought Reese's. And she told me about this party. Thanks for that.
N-CBAU: You're welcome.
(Doorbell rings)
Me: INSANEPERSONISHAPPY, 1111LITTLEM, TINAQTICO2, VANEETRAX, XXSPANCER-REIDXX, HPENTCHANTRESS, JIMMY-BARNES-13, and HAZELJV!!!!! SOOOOO glad you came over.
Neal: And that you brought food.
Darren: More specifically, that you brought Oreos and brownies! (grabs plates of cookies and brownies)
Jack: Did anybody bring rum?
Me: No… I think we've had enough.
(Grumbles in a negative fashion from all around the room)
Me: Nymphadora-CullenBAU brought music, Sierra Mist, and buffalo wings, though.
N-CBAU: (Displays CD's) Which do you want to listen to?
Jack: Mix CD.
Neal: NCIS soundtrack.
Reid: Muse.
Darren: U2.
(All glare at each other)
Me: Uhhhhh… How about the mix CD? I'm sure there's something for all of us on there.
(Jack grins triumphantly while the others sulk)
(Insanepersonishappy walk in with a fresh case of rum.)
Jack: RUM!!!!! (Grabs rum and runs off)
(Darren runs after him)
Me: Great….
(Harry, Ron, and Hermione walk in)
Hazeljv: OMG!!!! (Collapses at their feet)
Harry: Uh… hi…
Hermione: Can't you go anywhere without people falling at your feet?
Ron: Aw, lay off him, Hermione, he's lucky.
Neal: What's this? (Looks at CD)
VaneetraX: The Prodigy.
Neal: (Looks around) Jack's gone, so let's put it on. (Smiles evilly)
Jack: (From next room) Don't touch that CD player! I want to hear "Time of Your Life"!
(Neal grumbles something)
Insanepersonishappy: (looks around) Where's Darren?
Me: (Shrugs) I think he went with Jack.
Reid: (Walks over) Darren's in the next room. You might want to check on him…
Insanepersonishappy: (Walks into other room) WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DRINKING!!!! WHEN WE GET HOME I'M GONNA-
Me: Well, that seems to be going well… Hi hpenchantress!
Reid: Sprayable cheese!
Me: Welcome to the party The Princess Rosemary. Meet Reid, the resident genius.
Reid: Nice to meet you. Are those Girl Scout cookies?
TPR: Yes…
Reid: Good! I didn't get any the last time. Jack, Neal, and Darren ate them all…
Me: I-luv-to-write-law-and-order! You're back! I'm so happy!
Ron: Doritos! Yes!
(Doorbell rings)
Me: What's the secret password?
Familiar Voice: Uh… Criminal Minds?
Me: Good enough. (Opens door) HOTCH! PRENTISS! MORGAN! GARCIA! JJ! Now the party can really start!
Hotch: I hope we haven't missed much.
Me: No, not at all. You're just in time. We were about to play spin the bottle.
Morgan: My favorite game! Hey kid, you gonna play?
Reid: Uh, I don't know…
Morgan: Come on, it will be fun.
(Reid, still not sure, follows Morgan to the couch and sits)
Me: Okay guys, gather around.
(Everyone takes a seat around the coffee table)
Me: Who wants to start?
Morgan: I will! Now, who will be the lucky lady?
(Spins)
(The spinning bottle stops)
Morgan: Looks like you're my lucky lady.
Mogo Girl: (Sighs in delight)
Morgan: While I'm busy, Reid can take over.
Reid: What?!?
Morgan: You heard me. (walks away with Mogo Girl)
(Reid spins bottle. Lands on N-CBAU.)
N-CBAU: Yes! Happy Birthday to me!
Darren: My turn!
Insanepersonishapppy: NO! You're in enough trouble as it is. No girls for you.
(Darren grumbles)
(Morgan comes back)
Jack: I'll go.
(Bottle lands on JJ)
Jack: Okay, my love, let's have some fun, shall we?
JJ: I… got to us the bathroom.
Jack: (follows JJ) Don't leave me hanging!
Morgan: I'll go again. (Spins. I hold my breath.) Garcia… Looks like it's your turn.
(Morgan does a fancy lean-the-girl-back-while-kissing-her kiss)
(Garcia blushes)
(Reid comes back in)
Morgan: Have fun?
(Reid blushes)
(I come in with W.S.C. Magica De Spell and Krispy Kreme doughnuts.)
Neal: Doughnuts!
Morgan: Hostesses turn!
Me: Um, okay…
(Spins. I cross my fingers. Stops in middle of Reid and Morgan.)
Reid: What does this mean?
Morgan: It means that she's very lucky.
(I grin in delight.)
So, what do you think? I tried to get all of the disclaimers together in a way to where they make sense. It will get better once I catch up.
Reid and Review (I'm going to keep up the Reid/Read thing forever! Lol)
~MyDarkAngel710
P.S.
I don't own any of the above mentioned characters or items.