Author's Note: Some spelling might be off.

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Oh! Creepy Old Lord Denethor

Sitting in his chair

Don't bore him with your tells of lore

Or you will get the Glare

His grudge is high

Oh why? Oh why

Must Faramir suffer so?

To sit in his father's criticism of cruelty and whoa?

"Boromir" this and "Boromir" that

Selfish is that old bat

He wants the Ring!

But fears the King!

Oh, no one cannot even sing!

About Creepy Old Lord Denethor!