Disclaimer: Just because I'm not Stephenie Meyer doesn't mean that you can rub it in.
Just FYI: my first fic! Wish me luck!
Once upon a time Alice and Edward Cullen were playing Uno. Neither one of them was exactly sure why they were playing, and the game had been going on for about three hours and no one had set a card down yet. Bella had given up watching about fifteen minutes in, and was now helping Esme clean the kitchen after Emmett had terrorized it. But that is not what this story is about.
Suddenly, Alice had a vision. Edward, who was already so rudely listening to her thoughts, saw the vision too.
Alice was standing in an aisle filled with mysterious yet intriguing devices inside boxes. The pictures on the outside showed what looked like a lemonade pitcher attached to a base. Shiny, pointy prongs stuck up from the inside of the pitcher. Alice liked both shiny and pointy things.
"EDWARD! What is this magical place?" Alice demanded after she snapped out of her trance.
Edward looked at Alice strangely. "That's the blender aisle at Target, Alice,"
"Oooh..." Alice sunk back into the vision. "Edward, what's a blender?"
Edward sighed. He knew where this was headed. "A blender is a common kitchen appliance. We have one-"
"WAIT! What exactly does it do?"
"It blends things, Alice."
"Oh. Well, I guess that makes sense." Alice mused. Suddenly, she flung the cards across the room. "I must acquire one of these magical devices!" She jumped over the couch to grab her purse.
"Please do it legally," Edward said politely.
"Gotcha!" she shouted on her way out the door.
"Don't we already have a blender?" Bella asked from the doorway where she had been watching the conversation.
"With Alice, we'll probably need two," Edward sighed as he began to pick up Alice's scattered cards.
See that little green box down there? Yeah, that one. Press it. Then write words. Please? I'll give you a virtual hug if you do!