Season 1 episode 6 Lieutenant Adventures 24 September 1999 Deliveries.
The TARDIS materialises in the English countryside in the 13th century.
Lieutenant: "Ok, Professor, Doctor, River and Corsair. Here are your TARDISes. I'll let you go off and continue your journeys as you were."
Professor: "Lieutenant, can't we have adventures?"
Lieutenant: "No, Professor, we can't. You have stepped out of you timeline to help me and knowing you're an outlaw you're probably not listening to me, are you?"
Professor: "What?"
Lieutenant: "Good. Oh Professor. 2 more things. If I need help again, don't come. Send out messages to the Doctor, Romana and the Corsair. And Professor, I'll see you soon fighting the Master."
Professor: smiles.
Doctor: "Until next time Lieutenant."
Lieutenant: smiles.
River: "See ya around Lieutenant."
Lieutenant: "No, River, you can't come and see any of us again until..."
River: "...The Forest of the dead."
Lieutenant: "Yes."
River: "Fair enough."
Corsair: "See you when I see you."
Lieutenant: "Yes."
All the TARDISes dematerialise.
Lieutenant: "Come on Ezmerelda.
The Lieutenant and Ezmerelda board the TARDIS. The TARDIS dematerialises. In the TARDIS.
Lieutenant: flips switches. "You didn't like that did you?"
Ezmerelda: "No."
Lieutenant: "Did it upset you?"
Ezmerelda: "Yes."
Lieutenant: "Do you want to go home?"
Ezmerelda: "No."
Lieutenant: "What did you say?"
Ezmerelda: "I said no. You never asked me if I found it exciting. I did. I do. Time travel. It's so exciting seeing all those things out there."
The TARDIS materialises in San Francisco in 1999.
Lieutenant: "We're here. If you want to change your mind..."
Ezmerelda: "No. I don't want to. Can I ask a favour?"
Lieutenant: "Anything. I'm not in a hurry."
Ezmerelda: "Set your co-ordinates to San Francisco 2029 because your TARDIS tends to be out by 30 years. Go to Noisey Avenue number 3. That's my house in 1999. I would like you to spend 1 week sleeping with me, spending 7 days of my life, in my life with me and seeing as you're not in a hurry, you can do all the housework for me. Come on then.
Lieutenant: "Now Ezmerelda..."
Ezmerelda: "Ah ah ah. You said anything. Now you can do everything...well almost everything for me while I'm at work."
Lieutenant: "What do you work as?"
Ezmerelda: "Nurse."
Lieutenant: "Mmmyeah. Ok. I'm prepared. Let's go.
The End The Lieutenant Roger Bowen The Unofficial Professor Fred MacMurray The Doctor Paul McGann River Song Alex Kingston The Corsair Woody Pith-Artistique Ezmerelda Hartingale Beth Morris With special thanks to Jack Hickey and the BBC.
Main Writer and producer Liam Hickey.
The TARDIS materialises in the English countryside in the 13th century.
Lieutenant: "Ok, Professor, Doctor, River and Corsair. Here are your TARDISes. I'll let you go off and continue your journeys as you were."
Professor: "Lieutenant, can't we have adventures?"
Lieutenant: "No, Professor, we can't. You have stepped out of you timeline to help me and knowing you're an outlaw you're probably not listening to me, are you?"
Professor: "What?"
Lieutenant: "Good. Oh Professor. 2 more things. If I need help again, don't come. Send out messages to the Doctor, Romana and the Corsair. And Professor, I'll see you soon fighting the Master."
Professor: smiles.
Doctor: "Until next time Lieutenant."
Lieutenant: smiles.
River: "See ya around Lieutenant."
Lieutenant: "No, River, you can't come and see any of us again until..."
River: "...The Forest of the dead."
Lieutenant: "Yes."
River: "Fair enough."
Corsair: "See you when I see you."
Lieutenant: "Yes."
All the TARDISes dematerialise.
Lieutenant: "Come on Ezmerelda.
The Lieutenant and Ezmerelda board the TARDIS. The TARDIS dematerialises. In the TARDIS.
Lieutenant: flips switches. "You didn't like that did you?"
Ezmerelda: "No."
Lieutenant: "Did it upset you?"
Ezmerelda: "Yes."
Lieutenant: "Do you want to go home?"
Ezmerelda: "No."
Lieutenant: "What did you say?"
Ezmerelda: "I said no. You never asked me if I found it exciting. I did. I do. Time travel. It's so exciting seeing all those things out there."
The TARDIS materialises in San Francisco in 1999.
Lieutenant: "We're here. If you want to change your mind..."
Ezmerelda: "No. I don't want to. Can I ask a favour?"
Lieutenant: "Anything. I'm not in a hurry."
Ezmerelda: "Set your co-ordinates to San Francisco 2029 because your TARDIS tends to be out by 30 years. Go to Noisey Avenue number 3. That's my house in 1999. I would like you to spend 1 week sleeping with me, spending 7 days of my life, in my life with me and seeing as you're not in a hurry, you can do all the housework for me. Come on then.
Lieutenant: "Now Ezmerelda..."
Ezmerelda: "Ah ah ah. You said anything. Now you can do everything...well almost everything for me while I'm at work."
Lieutenant: "What do you work as?"
Ezmerelda: "Nurse."
Lieutenant: "Mmmyeah. Ok. I'm prepared. Let's go.
The End The Lieutenant Roger Bowen The Unofficial Professor Fred MacMurray The Doctor Paul McGann River Song Alex Kingston The Corsair Woody Pith-Artistique Ezmerelda Hartingale Beth Morris With special thanks to Jack Hickey and the BBC.
Main Writer and producer Liam Hickey.