Merlin's Twelve Days by Emachinescat
A Merlin Fan-Fiction
SUMMARY: The Twelve Days of Christmas: Merlin style. Let's see what sort of gifts he recieves from friend ... and foe alike. And is Morgana smirking again? Pure silliness with a dash of cleverness mixed in there somewhere.
A/N: This is my way of getting psyched up for Christmas now that it's a month away! Woo-hoo! I KNOW that Christmas didn't exist during the time of the show, and I know that if it did, neither Merlin or any other people in the show would celebrate it. This isn't supposed to be technical. It's fun. :P
This is my "Merlin" rendition of the classic and (oh-so-annoying) Christmas song "The Twelve Days of Christmas." Enjoy, and please REVIEW! Also, i don't know if anyone's ever done one of these before, but if they have, I didn't steal this from you, okay? :)
Merlin's Twelve Days
On the first day of Christmas, Mother gave to me
A sandwich for my journey
On the second day of Christmas, Father gave to me
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the third day of Christmas, Gaius gave to me
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the fourth day of Christmas, Uther gave to me
Four days in the stocks
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the fifth day of Christmas, Morgana gave to me
FIVE EVIL SMIRKS
Four days in the stocks
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the sixth day of Christmas, Morgause gave to me
Six stinging serkets
FIVE EVIL SMIRKS
Four days in the stocks
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the seventh day of Christmas, Gwen gave to me
Seven purple flowers
Six stinging serkets
FIVE EVIL SMIRKS
Four days in the stocks
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the eighth day of Christmas, Kilgharra gave to me
Eight cryptic riddles
Seven purple flowers
Six stinging serkets
FIVE EVIL SMIRKS
Four days in the stocks
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the ninth day of Christmas, Mordred gave to me
Nine calls of "Emrys"
Eight cryptic riddles
Seven purple flowers
Six stinging serkets
FIVE EVIL SMIRKS
Four days in the stocks
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the tenth day of Christmas, Nimueh gave to me
Ten cups of poison
Nine calls of "Emrys"
Eight cryptic riddles
Seven purple flowers
Six stinging serkets
FIVE EVIL SMIRKS
Four days in the stocks
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Prince Arthur gave to me
Eleven demeaning chores
Ten cups of poison
Nine calls of "Emrys"
Eight cryptic riddles
Seven purple flowers
Six stinging serkets
FIVE EVIL SMIRKS
Four days in the stocks
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
And a sandwich for my journey
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my friend Arthur gave to me
Twelve signs of caring
Eleven demeaning chores
Ten cups of poison
Nine calls of "Emrys"
Eleven cryptic riddles
Seven purple flowers
Six stinging serkets
FIVE EVIL SMIRKS
Four days in the stocks
Three stinky potions
Two wooden dragons
AND A SANDWICH FOR MY JOURNEY!
A/N: REVIEW! I may end up doing one of these for Arthur as well, depending on the kind of response this one gets! :)
Thanks and Merry (early) Christmas!
~Emachinescat ^..^