House/Wilson/Cuddy IM conversation

Hey people, thought I could try something fun. Hope you'll like it. It's just an experiment, it's short, it's nothing serious.

Chapter 1: Under the desk

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Cuddy is online

Wilson is online

Cuddy: hey Wilson, where's House?

Wilson: no idea, maybe in his office

House is online

Cuddy: HOUSE!

House: I'm not deaf. Or blind. Y R U yelling?

Cuddy: coz you have clinic duty

Wilson: hmm, gotta go

Cuddy: hey, you also have 2 hours to do, Wilson

House: come on Wilson, we'll watch the Monster Trucks reruns

Cuddy: what part of 'clinic duty' don't you understand? Is that clinic, or duty?

House: speaking of which, I need to "drop the duty" if U know what I mean...

Cuddy is rolling her eyes

Cuddy: how old are you?

Wilson is grinning

Wilson: well, I'll leave you two love birds, I need to attend to a patient and then I'll go to the clinic

Wilson is offline

Cuddy: … at least one of you is marginally reasonable

House: I know U're still there. I can hear your boyscout's heart pounding... Jimmy, U're no fun!

House is annoyed

Cuddy: Oh, by the way, House: I found your video games, if you don't go do your job, I'll give them to children in pediatrics. Your choice.

House: but mooooooooooooom!!! Okay, I'm going, I'm going, don't U dare give away my toys. U know I don't share.

House changed his nickname to Cuddy is the Devil

Cuddy is the Devil will be back in a minute

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House burst into Cuddy's office and was about to bitch about clinic duty when he caught her guilty look. Then he heard a subtle electronic sound and when he got closer to her desk, his eyes widened: it was the sound of his video game she was holding in her delicate hands.

His shocked expression turned to a grin "you mischievous little she-devil, were you playing instead of working?!!!!"

Cuddy's flushed expression gave her away, she then smiled at him and got up from her chair "these games are evil. I just couldn't stop. Now please, forget about it and go to the clinic"

House grinned and went out without adding a word. She was surprised, she thought that if he caught her, she wouldn't hear the end of it, but suddenly, she heard House yell "HEY WILSON, GUESS WHAT I'VE JUST CAUGHT CUDDY DOING UNDER HER DESK IN THE PRIVACY OF HER OFFICE???!!!"

Cuddy slowly closed her eyes, defeated, not allowing herself to imagine what people could be thinking and sighed. "House leaving me alone without making a scene, am I that naive?..."

With that, she rolled her eyes and went back to her paperwork.