A/N: Okay. I was bored, so I decided to write something that made little or no sense about 2009. MyPenNameIsZipper was my betareader, and we both suck at grammer, so please don't hate us if there's a lot of grammer mistakes. Thank you very much, and enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or the time. If I did, it would probably be the Year of the Axel all the time (aka 2008).
Axel and Demyx sat at the table, drinking their coco while Roxas stood by the stove drinking his.
"So, Demyx," Roxas said. "What are you going to do with your year?" Since the year 2001 came around, Xemnas decided to give each Nobody their own year to celebrate and they were the honored "being" for that timeframe. Seeing as it was the eve of Demyx's year, he was curious. Demyx blew softly on his drink and took a sip before shaking his head no.
"Why not?" Axel asked, looking strangely at his subordinate.
"I'm not telling! You'll just have to wait until midnight tonight to figure out what I told Xemnas I wanted to happen." Axel and Roxas exchanged knowing looks before tackling him to the ground and tickling him.
"I want everything to be a calming blue," the sitarist gasped, trying to push the two off of him. They sat up, allowing Demyx to sit up. "Kinda like the effect of being underwater. And plushies and sitar music everywhere!"
"Can you imagine what Luxord's year is going to be like?" Axel asked, looking over at Roxas.
"Yeah," answered the lowest member rolling his eyes. "Twenty-four hour poker games and millions in debt to him."
"I bet he's going to slow down time so it seems like two years." Axel agreed. "What about Larxene's year?" Demyx shuddered.
"She's going to be a you-know-what all that year," the mulleted boy whispered.
"What, a bitch?" Axel laughed loudly. "Demyx, she's always a bitch! Her year isn't going to make it any worse."
"I'm not too sure about Marluxia, though," Roxas pondered. "He'll let the power get to his head."
"Either that or the pollen." Now all three burst out laughing, knocking the cups of coco onto the floor. Luxord happened to walk into the room at that time and sighed. Using his powers of time, he restored the two cups and cleaning the tile floor.