Saving Spyro

by silo2130

When i get bored i write whatever is on my mind. I am not trolling on Activision for the new Skylanders game and i am reserving judgement until its release. this is all for fun. please R&R :

(Inside Activision studios)

"I'm hideous!"

"No your wonderful."

"I'm ugly!"

"No, the kids will love you."

"But they don't even remember the 'real' me."

"But it's not the real you, it's based off the real you."

"Then I should at least look somewhat like a normal dragon, not a pug with its face bashed in!"

"Eruptor get him out of here please."

"Get off me! HELP!"

(Plays Super Man music) -Enter Spyro the dragon and Legend of Spyro dragon.

"We'll save you!"

(Spyro head butts Eruptor and TloS Spyro shoots an ice shard in Activisions owners face.)

"Wow thanks!"

"All in a days work, now lets burn this place down."

-Outside the burning Activision building. - Enter Crash Bandicoot.

"Hey guys whats up?"

"Nothin' much, just doing what we should of done a long time ago."