Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Square Enix! as much as I wish they were mine, they wouldn't be as kool! sad but true! lol

WARNING: OOCness, randomness, being mean to cloud and loz mostly so if you don't like any of that click the back butto

Yazoo and Cloud=Yo-It's-Liza(Frizz) Kadaj and Loz=Me

Yazoo: *gets out velvet nightmare* bwahahahAhahahahahaha

Kadaj: Calm down Yaz, *and I thought I was impatient

Yazoo: Ok brother *insert neko ears*

Kadaj: whoa where did you get them!

Yazoo: From my awesomeness hehe *prances around stupidly holding my gun in the air* XDD

Kadaj: What about my awesomeness?

Yazoo: Yes brother, you have awesomeness too...lots of it YAY

Kadaj: YAY! I have awesomeness! Yay!

Yazoo: Oh god Kadaj *face palm*

Kadaj: What?

Yazoo: Never mind -_- *sigh*

Kadaj: O...k...

Yazoo: Random act of nastiness! *shoots cloud* bwahaha!

Kadaj: YAY! He is GONE!

Yazoo: *cloud gets back up* ...crap... ah I've got an idea!, a suck up approach, hey cloud!...Aww I'm so sorry that I hurt you! Please forgive me! ...if you do I will reward you with *eyelashes flutter* fan service... ;)

Cloud: ...AHHHHHH *runs away screaming*

Kadaj: That was just plain evil Yaz

Yazoo: Dammit...it didn't work Aww, He was supposed to come closer so I could kill him Aww, But he is scared now and won't come back! *evil smile* oh well, he has to sleep sooner or later...and I know where he lives bwahahahahahahaha *cough cough* ahahahahaha

Kadaj: OK Yaz I think you're a bit more obsessed about Cloud than I am about mother and Sephy... It is scary... *goes to little emo corner scared*

Yazoo: I need something else to kill that's annoying...got any ideas brother? I'm not obsessed!

Kadaj: Yeah that's what I said until you guys forced me to go to the psychologist, oh you can kill Loz! Oh wait don't do that we need him... crap!

Yazoo: God no! Killing him, would mean I would have to be in the same room as him...do you have any idea how annoying he is? GAH if anything I want to get rid of him by selling him or something... or giving him to Rufus Shinra for a Christmas present hehe *evil smile*

Kadaj: That's just evil... I'm not that evil! And I want Sephy back!

Yazoo: He'll be like "Omg a present for me, I wonder what it is?" and then Loz will be like "!" and then Rufus will be like "OH DEAR GOD! NOT HIM!" and then Loz will be like "HEY Meany!"

Kadaj: As much as I am tempted by that thought, we need Him for our plan to bring back Big brother Sephy then we can do that and besides it not Christmas yet.

Yazoo: Can't we just use someone else...like Vincent...or...I dunno, even Hojo, as long as it's not that damn Loz! He is the reason I get greys so early! I'm only like a few freaking days old!

Kadaj: I know... but Hojo is gay and won't do anything, Vincent well he would be perfect to replace both you and Loz but he is on the "good side" plus we need brute strength and Loz has exactly that.

Yazoo: We could always use Tifa...plus she is hot!

Cloud: *watching from hiding spot, but then jumps out* OMG Yazoo, i never knew you liked girls!

Yazoo: What are you trying to say? I'm manlier than you will ever be, you freaking Chocobo haircut, sissy boy! *growl*

Cloud: *runs away screaming again*

Yazoo: Bahaha, that proves my point exactly ^_^

Kadaj: *In deep thought* aaaawwww Yaz you scared him again... I was thinking that if we got cloud on our side Vincent would come to. But NO you had to go and scare him off again! *pouts thinking that he will never rid himself of his two brothers that are more annoying than cloud when he is trying to stop them*

Yazoo: Bah, have a cry mommy's boy!

Kadaj: *anime vein pops out* Well Then bye I'm off to find cloud and rule the world with him, Vincent, Sephy and Mother! *gets up and walk off in the direction that Cloud ran off in* *In deep thought and doesn't notice a black hole open up in front of him*

Yazoo: *evil smirk* hehe *pulls Jenova box out from behind him* i am the best pick-pocket ever *evil laugh* *prances off to go find Tifa* I'm go rule the world with Tifa Hehehe, I might even get laid *smirk*

And as for Kadaj well let's just say he was in a worse place!

Loz was left in the forest all alone,

Loz: Yaz...? Mother...? Kadaj...? Cloud...? OMG! BUNNIES!

Well except for the bunnies but they would run away ever time he got near them.

A/N: yer it just some random rp i had with my friend 'frizz' on msn one night when we were on a sugar high! lol