Osama was at his house in saudi arabia then he got a call from one of the airplanes. "Come over and you can feel up my wing, if you know what I mean" Osama obviously knew it was a booty call. He stuck a rocket jet up his butt and used it to fly to America. So then he arrived in Manhattan at the airport. Once he reached the airport he hid behind an airport hanger dressed up as a shemale uncle sam. The outfit was very revealing. He wore assless chaps with a red white and blue thong. The rocket jet which was still up his butt was shooting out sparks as he walked. The workers at the airport vomited when they saw him. The airplane whispered "Over Here". Then the boeing 767 transformed into a shemale mecha gundam robot. Its wingspan converted into dick size giving it a 1,872 inch dick. Bin Laden pulled the rocket jet out of his butt and opened its cockpit and pulled out a strangely colored serum. The serum had to warm up before it could be used so Bin Laden put it in the rocket jet which went up his butt. He drank the serum which tasted like shit. Bin Laden suddenly transformed into a giant furry shemale uncle sam with wings. Bin Laden and the plane flew towards the twin towers with great speed. People on the street lookes up and saw a giant winged furry shemale uncle sam wearing assless chaps flying through the air towards the world trade center with a giant naked shemale mecha gundam robot with its 1,872 inch dick flopping around like a wet noodle. Bin Laden and the plane landed on top of the twin towers and began having sex. People in the towers heard very loud humping and moaning coming from the roof.
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