Lemony: Ok! This is new crack-sereis I promised a few of my loyal readers! I hope you guys like it!
DeathsLittleBirdie vs. Toshiro
The Egg Roll
Lemony: I'm boooorrreeeddd Birdie Love Buttons.
Birdie: What should we do? Should we go pick up male strippers? I have the number on speed dial.
Lemony: Save that for my birthday, Birdie my love.
Birdie: Wanna call Toshiro and bother him?
Lemony: Si! Donde esta el tocino?
Birdie: You just asked me 'wheres the bacon' el stupido!
Lemony: Mmmmm...bacon...yummy! Shut up! You know I don't speak Spanish! No hablar Espanol!
Birdie:...ok, I'm callin' Lil Shiro *takes out cell phone* *dials number*
RIIIIINNNNNGGGG!
Toshiro: Hello?
Birdie: *faking Chinese accent* You order Chinese?
Toshiro: No, I didn't order anything.
Lemony: *faking Chinese accent* You likey the egg rolls? You order Chinese!
Toshiro: No! I didn't order anything!
Birdie: Toshiro likey the egg rolls! He puts his egg roll in Rangiku's egg fu yong!
Toshiro: That didn't sound right at all.
Birdie: You put your egg roll in Lemony's shushi?
Toshiro: Ok, now you just being gross, I didn't put my egg roll in anything!
Lemony: Byakuya taste your tiny egg roll?
Toshiro: NO! Who is this anyway?
Birdie: THE EGG ROLL POLICE!
Lemony: Your egg roll is under arrest!
Toshiro: You guys are idiots.
Birdie: You order Chinese?
Toshiro: NO! FOR THE LAST TIME!
Lemony: Can I taste your egg roll!
Toshiro: I DON'T HAVE AN EGG ROLL
Birdie: Of course you do, its in your pants silly.
Toshiro: You guys are disgusting! Talking about my egg roll…
Birdie: SO YOU ADMIT ITS AN EGG ROLL!
Lemony: Don't forget his fried rice cakes!
Toshiro: …
CLICK!
Lemony&Birdie: *rotflmfao*
WINNER: DeathsLitttleBirdie!
Lemony: HAHA, hope you guys liked this first chapter! I had fun writing this, anywho…REVIEW!