1st May 2013
turntechGodhead(TG): thanks for getting back to me about persona i was worried
DetectivePrince444(DP4): It is no problem. I would like to help you solve this case. This seemed an easier way to communicate.
TG: yeah
DP4: So, you have been into the Television World?
TG: yeah i got pushed in by fuckin simon james
TG: hes an asshole
TG: i got pushed in in a tv shop
TG: don't know why he was there really
TG: i met this clown called chuckles
TG: hes really weird creeps me out
DP4: If I may interject? Have you recently moved house?
TG: yeah to live with my aunt
DP4: Were you greeted into town with a handshake by anyone?
TG: not that i remember
TG: but it could have happened
TG: i met a lot of people the first two days
DP4: So you just found one day that you could enter the Television?
TG: yeah
TG: so youre a detective
DP4: Yes.
TG: you like solve crime and shit
DP4: Yes. Have you heard of the case in Inaba?
TG: no
DP4: It was a case much like yours. Two dead bodies were discovered after foggy days. I was called in to investigate. Eventually I was kidnapped and gained a Persona. We found the culprit, Tohru Adachi. I'll email you the details.
TG: youre japanese
DP4: Yes.
TG: then why do you have an english website
DP4: I set it up after I heard about the murder of Todd Boardman. I hoped someone would contact me. We would have been really grateful for something like this. But we managed anyway.
TG: that makes sense
TG: you watch anime
DP4: I do not really have time for that. I prefer reading anyway.
TG: videogames
DP4: No.
TG: manga
DP4: No.
TG: youre killing me dude
TG: if i were you, i would take advantage
TG: of my getting shit early
TG: i would kill to get your games and shit early
TG: you should take advantage
DP4: If you really want to get these things early, you could learn Japanese. Also, your lack of punctuation is confusing.
TG: i cant learn a language
TG: way too much effort
TG: and i type like this to emulate the greatest hero of all time
TG: DAVE STRIDER
DP4: I don't know who that is.
TG: dont expect you to
TG: he is from the greatest work of fiction of all time
TG: HOMESTUCK
TG: wait a minute
DP4: Going back to the subject of Persona: Do you have the midnight channel available to you?
DP4: Are you there?
TG: sorry went to look you up
TG: youre a girl
DP4: Yes.
TG: naoto shirogane
DP4: Yes.
TG: isnt naoto a boys name
DP4: It can be either.
TG: no says on wikipedia masculine
DP4: Can we change the subject back to the case, please?
TG: this isnt over
TG: so midnight channel
TG: no what is it
DP4: If you stare into a turned off Television at midnight when it is raining, you will see a person. They will be either a bad image with lots of static, or a low budget show. If it is the static image, they are not in the Television world yet, but if it is the show, they are. It was a major help during our investigation. Also, is it just you, or are there others in your group?
TG: just me
TG: for now
TG: so i will check if this thing works later tonight
TG: what then
DP4: Rescue them from the Television, before a foggy day. When the fog comes here, it clears there and the shadows attack.
TG: i can do that
TG: because i am
TG: AWESOME
TG: and
TG: ALTRUISTIC
TG: also type tv instead of television every time
TG: its quicker
TG: ok i will go now
TG: talk to you later
TG: tomorrow
Yeah, I don't know what to say about this. I wanted to do a 'Persona 5' type story, but I couldn't be bothered to do it. So I made a compromise; do it, but only in this shitty form. I don't really know where the story is going, either. I guess I'll just use this as writing practice.